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Don't know what you mean Paul ......... ............ I am in the miltek club

Uncle Les our Accountant would tell you off for parking with your wheels cocked ZMANALEX Mesh?

Beavis..... I feel some just intervention is required to ease Dave's pain through this difficult time

OK, I will give it a shot Dear 350z-uk Webmaster, I have been a member for over two years now and I have always and still find your website an absolute pleasure to use. It is well organised and full of useful information which I frequently rely on. If I encounter a problem, I know a whole host of members will readily offer advice and even a helping hand when I need it - unimaginable kindness and a great community ethos. However recently, one of your members verbally attacked me and said I was an old b@stard. Now I have to admit I am a bit of a b@stard so he got me there but I still consider myself young at the age of 28 and found his comments to be ageist and hurtful. A set of Volk GTS 19" Alloys within the week should be suitable compensation for thsi unprovoked attack. Yours faithfully Cragus

I just played that for our Rotty and she looked at my like I am some sort of imbecile Paulie..... Nismo is sooooooooooo cute

Paul, you said you were in Norfolk this evening, not Glasgow

I aint ever leaving.....ever Sorry folks

What me.......was it something I said ........ ... I think this place is great too I cant believe you placed SpermMadDave and Zugarrrrrrra before me

Not got any myself...... but as it's nearly Christmas I thought I would treat you to the original NTL complaint letter that went around a few years ago.. I am sure many have read it, but for those who have not... enjoy This a copy of a complaint letter that was actually received by NTL according to our sources. Dear Cretins, I have been an NTL customer since 9th July 2001, when I signed up for your 3-in-one deal for cable TV, cable modem, and telephone. During this three-month period I have encountered inadequacy of service which I had not previously considered possible, as well as ignorance and stupidity of monolithic proportions. Please allow me to provide specific details, so that you can either pursue your professional prerogative, and seek to rectify these difficulties - or more likely (I suspect) so that you can have some entertaining reading material as you while away the working day smoking B&H and drinking vendor-coffee on the bog in your office. My initial installation was cancelled without warning or notice, resulting in my spending an entire Saturday sitting on my fat arse waiting for your technician to arrive. When he did not arrive at all, I spent a further 57 minutes listening to your infuriating hold music, and the even more annoying Scottish robot woman telling me to look at your helpful website.... how? I alleviated the boredom to some small degree by playing with my testi*les for a few minutes - an activity at which you are no-doubt both familiar and highly adept. The rescheduled installation then took place some two weeks later, although the technician did forget to bring a number of vital tools - such as a drill-bit, and his cerebrum. Two weeks later, my cable modem had still not arrived. After several further telephone calls (actually 15 telephone calls over 4 weeks) my modem arrived ... a total of six weeks after I had requested it, and begun to pay for it. I estimate that the downtime of your internet servers is roughly 35%... these are usually the hours between about 6pm and midnight, Monday to Friday, and most of the useful periods over the weekend. I am still waiting for my telephone connection. I have made 9 telephone calls on my mobile to your no-help line this week, and have been unhelpfully transferred to a variety of disinterested individuals, who are it seems also highly skilled bollock jugglers. I have been informed that a telephone line is available (and someone will call me back), that no telephone line is available (and someone will call me back), that I will be transferred to someone who knows whether or not a telephone line is available (and then been cut off), that I will be transferred to someone who knows whether or not a telephone line is available (and then been redirected to an answer machine informing me that your office is closed), that I will be transferred to someone who knows whether or not a telephone line is available (and then been redirected to the irritating Scottish robot woman.... and several other variations on this theme. Doubtless you are no-longer reading this letter, as you have at least a thousand other dissatisfied customers to ignore, and also another one of those crucially important testicle-moments to attend to. Frankly I don't care, it's far more satisfying as a customer to voice my frustrations in print than to shout them at your unending hold music. Forgive me, therefore, if I continue. I thought BT were sh*t, that they had attained the holy ****-pot of god-awful customer relations, that no-one, anywhere, ever, could be more disinterested, less helpful or more obstructive to delivering service to their customers. That's why I chose NTL, and because, well, there isn't anyone else is there? How surprised I therefore was, when I discovered to my considerable dissatisfaction and disappointment what a useless shower of bastards you truly are. You are sputum-filled pieces of distended rectum - incompetents of the highest order. British Telecom - ******* though they are - shine like brilliant beacons of success, in the filthy puss-filled mire of your seemingly limitless inadequacy. Suffice to say that I have now given up on my futile and foolhardy quest to receive any kind of service from you. I suggest that you do likewise, and cease any potential future attempts to extort payment from me for the services which you have so pointedly and catastrophically failed to deliver - any such activity will be greeted initially with hilarity and disbelief - although these feelings will quickly be replaced by derision, and even perhaps a small measure of bemused rage. I enclose two small deposits, selected with great care from my cats litter tray, as an expression of my utter and complete contempt for both you, and your pointless company. I sincerely hope that they have not become desiccated during transit - they were satisfyingly moist at the time of posting, and I would feel considerable disappointment if you did not experience both their rich aroma and delicate texture. Consider them the very embodiment of my feelings towards NTL, and it's worthless employees. Have a nice day - may it be the last in you miserable short life, you irritatingly incompetent and infuriatingly unhelpful bunch of tw*ts, Yours psychotically John Doe [editor's note: name changed to protect the innocent]

Here you go..... http://www.courtesyparts.com/26160m-lamp-assy-side-flasher-370z-z34-2009-p-620273.html

The Stealer's have a master locking key, so buy your self some new ones and get them to take the old one's off

Have a look at the links on this thread........ http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=26&t=41254&hilit=indicators

What makes you think they are photoshopped? Assumed no one was as crazy/awesome as me Not photoshopped Just the result of a little google search

No worries.... If you click on the "quote" button at the top of my post (with the pics displayed) and scroll down you will see how I got the pics to display Oh and Very nice looking Zed BTW

I have to agree they look a little dated now. ......but if you like them then get a set

along

Not my choice, but they dont look as bad as I thought.............

Thanks Everyone ........ Today I shall be mostly racing my 350z against a Gallardo...

Here is another album I love from a few years ago........ Bent - The Everlasting Blink ... along the same line as Deepest Blue..... I like the Chill stuff

I have had the album since the day it came out....and still love it ........still waiting for some decent new stuff from them

I like the radio... very occasionally..... I find they just play the same old song's again and again with a different conversation in between. I do like the confessions.... very funny sometimes. I have often thought about writing in with a confession I have... hmmm that could be a good idea for a new thread "confessions of a 350z'er

My iPod on shuffle came across this today... so listened to the album http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vCzxICmZvI&feature=related Very chill, but a goodie