I've just got back from my trip to one of Saturn's moons where my girlfriend Megan Fox was taking part in a Miss Universe contest. She told all the other contestants about my massive donger so I ended up having to sleep with them all and now I've contracted an alien STD in the form of superhuman strength. It was pretty handy really because I was then able to lift the wreckage off a burning children's hospital that was connected to an animal sanctuary. Everyone there asked me to become the Supreme Emperor but I turned it down cos' that's how I roll.
Anyway, that's why it's taken me so long to comment on this thread, but I reckon that guy is full of @*!#.