Man you've been like this for a loooooong time. Remember, you have a right to happiness too.
It's f"&^ing unfair. Women keep all their mates and a large degree of their social lives post childbirth gathering in large groups cooing over f*^×ing baby dribble and gurgles and men take on a lot of the responsibility AFTER a days work and complety fu*k their mates off and live a life of a zombified slave while Mrs is out for cocktails with her parent posse.
Kids. Keep em. Not for me.