ON
HIS DEATH BED
Bill Smith is on his deathbed, knows
the end is near.
His nurse, his wife, his
daughter and 2 sons, are with him.
"So", he
says to them:
"Bernie, I want you to take
the Mayfair houses."
"Sybil, take the
apartments over in Pall Mall ."
"Jamie, I
want you to take the offices over in City Centre."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential
buildings on the Thames ."
The nurse is
just blown away by all this, and as Doug slips away, she says ,
"Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such
a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property".
Sarah replies, "Property? ... the a****ole
had a paper round!"