Don't believe my husband when he says he knows what a Husky looks like.....he'll come back with a Japanese Akita and they are about 60lbs bigger when fully grown and will eat a through your kitchen wall when left unattended.
Also, avoid the overnight train from Surat Thani to Bangkok. It's already done more than 400 miles when you get on it and the cockroaches are really grouchy, plus you get locked in the carriages with them for 'your own safety'.
Always check the catch on your loft ladder before pulling it down otherwise the telescopic bit comes flying down, cracks you in the skull and knocks you out cold.
And finally, don't fall down the stairs, break your leg and then try to drive yourself to hospital.