Vodka is your answer sir! Stick to vodka and vodka will not stick with you. Think of it like a lady, treat her nice, give her lots of attention and she'll be good to you, cheat on her with with the dirty whores whisky and beer and she'll s*** down your throat the next morning.
I stick to vodka and ent up not being able to walk lol , to much attention I suppose lol
Last time I drank Vodka (a lot of Vodka mind), ...I walked 5 miles home on my own at 3am sporadically throwing up the entire way (don't remember any of the walk), ...got home and made a fried egg sandwich and went to bed. Woke up in the morning with sick all over my pillow as I had been sick in my sleep so almost died.
Plus I had left the back door open and unlocked all night which my parents where less than happy about.
Decided then it was best I never drink that heavily again as it could have been so easily my last drink ever.
I done worse bit below the belt to say On here tho lol least you could actually walk