Another ''pocket" anecdote for you ....
Pulled my wallet from my bag late Fri night after a few ciders, to discover there was only 30 quid in it, and should have been a hundred +
Texted mrs to see if I'd left the cash at home......no I hadn't.
Not sleeping well thinking where I could have dropped it, woke at 5am Saturday to check and see if any cards had gone missing only to discover a pic of Zedds girlfriend???
It was HIS wallet......so where the hell was my wallet? Check jeans pockets...nothing, searched the zed......nothing!
I though $hit, that's my weekend finished before its even started.
...........later.. wallet discovered intact in shorts pocket which I'd driven down in. Senile old bugger!