His surname is Herring. Known him since I was 11. When he gets drunk, he picks on me for a fight (he's 4 inches taller than me, weighs about 4 stones more than me and is pure muscle ).
So this seemed like a great 30th present for him. I wasn't involved in the decision making as I would have said no. But its all paid for so I must oblige. I just agreed to paintballing. Didn't know I was contributing to my death.
Good luck with that then