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I'm not that OCD

Duncan, we do like a project on here. Happy hunting next year.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Well I probbaly will have if you enlighten my darkness

Tell me more

+1,met the good woman on line in 2006 and we got married nearly 2 years ago, never been happier. Some of the things DB and the OP said ring true with me and it's obviously not an age thing, I'm 58 so I was hardly going to go clubbing at that age and then you realise you aren't going to meet mrs right coming out of a lift or getting off a train etc. I recommend the internet, just chose a webiste/dating service carefully if you are serious about meeting someone compatible, it's a great and logical way to have more of a chance of meeting someone who is actually on your wavelength. Trust me, you'll meet some numpties too and probably have a good laugh about it on the way. Here endeth the ramblings of an "old fart" Go for it, you'll never know otherwise...............................

I beg to differ, surely he worked it out on paper

After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

There you go Neil, all sorted

I went to the corner shop today, I bought four corners

Don't tell him that now Pete, he thinks he got a bargain from the other guy

:lol: "made in paradise"

+1 ................................I've got me coat Pete

Well done fella, wish you all the best

Think it's two boxes now after that outburst mate

Daylight robbery

Where's the blue touch paper smiley when you need one

Must've been all those drinks you raised on your Birthday earlier in the week

Bummer! My daughter did that with Sixth Sense "Dad you will love it, you never know he is dead till right at the end" Thanks, I haven't seen that