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glrnet

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  1. Have a good browse around, you'll learn loads as aliensurfer^^ suggested http://www.350z-uk.com/index.php?showtopic=4703
  2. Quite a few Zeds down that way but stay away from the Zed Shed, it can become addictive!!
  3. Check out the for sale section on here if you haven't already
  4. Would certainly look somewhere else, as far as I recall this has not come up very often Do you live in a post code area that causes insurance companies issues? Are they offering you a substantial discount for fitting a Thatcham Approved Tracker? If not walk away.
  5. It's a bit like the "how much is my car worth?" question, the answer is what someone is prepared to pay at any given time.
  6. NAS for me, ITB and backed up to another disc which is not kept in the house :smile:
  7. The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...' 'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.' 'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good.. Did you know babies are my specialty?' 'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped.. Please come in and have a seat !. After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?' 'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.' 'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!' 'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.' 'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Smith. 'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.' 'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said. 'Oh, my God!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat. 'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.' 'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith. 'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look' 'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement. 'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.' Mrs. Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?' 'It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.' 'Tripod?' 'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long.' Mrs. Smith fainted =
  8. glrnet

    smooooth

    Love your rear end but not a fan of the sticker either
  9. I have a Milltek, uPrev & Berks Gives it a deeper louder growl and a bit of a rasp +1, well worth the extra money for the Berks :smile:
  10. You know how Chris loves a challenge :wink:
  11. Chris, while you're re shaping things maybe you could it to look like this, I'm sure Steve won't mind:- :smile:
  12. Why thank you kind sir, I expect you didn't do this just for me though :wink:
  13. So you've not got me anything AGAIN!!? What do you get the man that has everything Anyway I did get you something last year but it was a little awkward remember PMSL
  14. So you've not got me anything AGAIN!!?
  15. What link The broken one you just deleted Oh that one that was the result of over zealous copying and pasting
  16. 1. glrnet+1 18th & 19th Hotel booked 17th, 18th & 19th 2. buster+1 18th & 19th Hotel booked 17/th & 18th 3. Keyser +1 18th & 19th Hotel booked 17th & 18th 4. Wasso +1 18th & 19th Hotel booked 17th, 18th & 19th 5. Will370z +1 18th 19th. Hotel booked 17th, 18th & 19th 6. Paddy78 18th & 19th Hotel booked 17th, 18th & 19th 7. octet + 1 - 18th & 19th Hotel booked 17th, 18th & 19th 8. SMD+1 18th & 19th Hotel booked 17th, 18th & 19th 9. atkin666+1 18th&19tg hotel booked 17th,18th& 19th 10. Ebized +1 18th & 19th Hotel booked 17th, 18th & 19th 11. madmarky 18th & 19th Hotel booked 17th, 18th & 19th 12. Humpy +1 18th & 19th Hotel booked 17th, 18th & 19th 13. Missniki +1 18th & 19th Hotel booked 17th &18th 14. Darren-b +1 18th & 19th Hotel booked 17th, 18th & 19th 15. Ken 18th & 19th Hotel booked 17th, 18th & 19th 16. The Bounty Bar Kid 18th & 19th Hotel booked 17th & 18th 17. jetset+1 18th & 19th Hotel booked 18th 18. Chris S+1 18th & 19th no accommodation 19. Bockaaarck + 1 18th & 19th - Hotel booked 17th &18th 20. 350Chris + 1 18th & 19th Hotel booked 17th, 18th & 19th 21. HaydnH, 18th & 19th Hotel booked 17th, 18th & 19th 22. AK350Z+1,18th & 19th Hotel booked 17th, 18th, 19th 23. DaveParkin+1,18th & 19th Hotel booked 17th, 18th, 19th 24. Theheff +1, 18th & 19th cant book hotel till tomorrow afternoon will be 17th, 18th & 19th though
  17. So sorry for your damage bud, I'm afraid arsehole is not acceptable in this case, surely you meant feckin arsehole
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