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A young Orthodox Jewish lad was about to get married and the ceremony was to be a very traditional affair. He was very conscientious about making sure everything went well at the wedding ceremony and also on the wedding night so he went to see his local Rabbi to seek advice. He asked the Rabbi if the men could eat with the women after the ceremony and the Rabbi told him that was out of the question and that the men should eat with the men and the women with the women. He then asked if the men could dance with the women, the Rabbi was infuriated by this and reiterated how important it was to maintain tradition and that the men could only dance with men and the women dance only with women. The Rabbi asked if there was anything else he wanted to ask him so the young chap broached the subject of sex on the wedding night, the Rabbi told him to ask any questions he wanted to so he enquired which sexual positions were acceptable by asking if the missionary position was alright, yes of course my son replied the Rabbi, well what about the woman on top, yes of course my boy that is perfectly acceptable too. Well how about doggy style asked the young man, pushing his luck a bit, the Rabbi carefully considered this and replied that although it was somewhat kinky that he would permit it. One last question asked the young man, how about sex standing up, the Rabbi filled with rage and exclaimed that this was completely and utterly out of the question under any circumstances as tradition must be maintained at al times. Why retorted the young man, you've allowed doggy style, the Rabbi replied that this would only lead to one thing that was far too taboo, what asked the young man? The Rabbi replied :- sex standing up will only lead to one thing.....................dancing with women.

Try shutting the vents as gusts of wind can on occasion trigger the ultrasonics, also check for spiders and other creepy crawlies in the cabin

Getting this in early as I have stuff to do later and won't be around too much I hope you all have a very healthy, happy and prosperous New Year in 2013. Have a great evening and please stay safe :band:

You and your milk!!

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Had the same too, was really slow for me for half an hour and now it's flying, I know some maintenance prog was running last night maybe it just finished?

Used them before and then they stuffed their prices Might be worth another go

Hello Big Fella, how you doin mate?

For the wife ?

Before I go rooting around compare the supermarket dot com does anyone know of a good and cheap insurance company for van insurance that they would recommend? I thank you

Sh*t!! If the guy in front hadn't have braked would it have missed him?

Even Clown & Photoshop can't save that picture.................................

Nice

nice one, never made lasagne sheets myself

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Makes note to self that 350Chris is a troublemaker :wink:

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I am not not jealous, I am not jealous, I am....................... :wink:

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Good job I'm holding my breath! You'll miss all the fun

Zman was good for me too

5k posts!!

And what about the monopolies commission?

Silver gaffer tape?