chubbster

I have a new friend. Won't say who it is (I'm loyal to my mates), but I can thoroughly recommend this friendship thing. Anyone else want to be my friend? AttakZ, you don't know what you're missing.

Sadly, no pun intended? Someone tries to pinch the plates, they give it a good tug and it comes off in their hand Hope they spank the little monkey who tried to make off with them.

Sadly, no pun intended?

Can I make a plea to the anonymous person you turned down? Try me - I'll be your friend - I promise. And I won't let you down when the going gets tough. You can rely on me. A friend is for life and I've never had one before. I don't even care if you're ugly. I need all the friends I can get.

Oh ... of course the decimation of the coal industry only happened down south! Of course everyone works in the Oil Industry up here... and of course the entire economy is linked to said Industry - No - Scotland has an awful lot more to offer and fall back on - medical research,chemical sciences, ICT and creative media/ gaming, Tourism - same as any Western / Developed (Industrial) country the (potential) GDP is made up of many parts not just oil. According to Salmond, diminishing oil reserves will account for a massive 15% of Scotland's economy and they will dwindle to nothing in 35 years. If you think that's unimportant, good luck to you. As for Neil, who thinks I'm talking the biggest load of "bullsh1t" he's ever heard, clearly he's not been listening to the 'yes' campaign's rosy predictions. The selfish side of me says, "go ahead, vote yes", because in the long term it will be less of a drain on the UK's economy, but I really don't like to think of our Scottish brothers and sisters shooting their children and grandchildren in the foot, for the promise of short term gains. We're better together.

Agreed - it's like those people who wear 'comedy ties' and think they're being funny/cool.

When the oil runs out it will be the same in Scotland as when the coal mines shut in Wales and in the North - devastated communities and sky-high unemployment. Sad, but true. Unless Scotland can re-invent its economy in the few years it has left - doubtful. Personally, I think this referendum is all about the vanity of Alec Salmond. He just wants to go down in history. He doesn't give a toss about Scotland. Sadly, if he wins, he'll take the proud Scottish people down with him, but he'll probably be dead before the really harsh suffering kicks in.

Next you'll be telling us your name's Dick. I agree with the previous post. Clearly you're unhappy with it - this is never going to change. It's like needing to go to wee in the middle of the night - the feeling never goes away, it just gets worse, so you might as well give in to it asap and move on in life. You probably feel a bit of a nob - like you've shafted yourself. Personally, I'd find it funny to have a plate like that. I suppose it depends on your sense of humour. Back in the early days of 350's I knew a bloke who revelled in the fact that his car had a plate that read W4NKER - can't remember exactly how it was achieved, but clearly and unmistakably it read W4NKER. He loved it and so did everyone else who saw it. Made me laugh. If you decide to stick with it, just think of how much pleasure you're giving to other road users with your P*N*S. Don't space your plate illegally - the penalty's a stiff one. Time for more willy jokes?

...this morning.

I'd buy a pre-registered car from a dealership - you know, the ones they discount heavily because they need to make their end-of-month sales target. You can work a really good deal this way, if you keep at it. You'd be getting a brand new car in everything but name, with a whopping discount, just because you're not the first name on the registration document. Good luck with whatever you choose, though personally I'd talk her into a Vauxhall Corsa VXR - they're mental little cars.

Nice car. I was driving away from Aldi, a passenger in my wife's car, you were struggling to get over a speed hump!

Mon 28th July, early afternoon, turned left at the travellers' site roundabout. Nice looking car

The pleasure was mine. Hope it helps you to sell lots more stuff - I've looked on your website. Your gear looks good, but I have a 370, not a 350!

Ill supply the rope then, you go ahead and find yourself a nice tree. Try as I might, I've not been able to find a tree on another planet. Certainly not one within a ropes length. I think he was suggesting that you hang yourself on THIS planet. I'd take him up on the offer before he changes his mind - rope's not cheap these days - tell him you need about 50ft of good quality climbing rope, then leg it.

Smells lovely? I agree this is a great wax but as far as smells go, it isn't great! Smells lovely? I agree this is a great wax but as far as smells go, it isn't great! Yes, it smells lovely. I just went and had another sniff, to make sure I wasn't wrong - and indeed it smells lovely.

Any good?...

Technically, 'to hate on' may be a phrasal verb, but it's not a good one. In fact, it's a very poor one, as it's tautological - the word 'on' is always superfluous when conjoined to the verb 'to hate'. You may be right about its origins, but currently it's inextricably linked to loud, young American culture. I just hate on it.

It's Collinite 915 "Marque d'Elegance" for me - Goes on/off really easily, water just sheets off it, it lasts and it smells so lovely too. One tin lasts forever.

Well it would have been funny if the car was blue, black, yellow, white, silver or grey, but as it is actually orange I can't quite see the joke.

...and don't forget that your money-grabbing insurance company might like to know about them.

Why? People have different opinions, thats what makes life interesting. Maybe its because, like me, he can't stand seeing that americanised bastard verb, "to hate on". Just my opinion.

Social media may be harming your life. Let the haters hate on, dude, lol, rofl, pmsl, etc.

Only glimpsed it very briefly a couple of days ago, but it looked lovely for some reason (did it have black wheels?).

...I would appreciate a response to this complaint.

Brilliant! He's clearly been inspired by my hero - Rodney Shu, on Singsnap - http://www.singsnap....n/play/b4f0a76a (click 'PLAY', just below the small screen) If you like Rodney's version of 'Jolene', just click here - http://www.singsnap....tly=0&year=2008 for access to many more potential mega-hits.