chubbster

Don't worry mate, you're not the oldest. I said you're not the oldest. There are plenty older than you. I said there are plenty older than you. ...he is the oldest really, but don't tell him (he'll never see this). There are at least 4 Zedders or ex Zedders older than Dicky at the last count Well, if we're using ex Zedders in the calculation (and we're not), I'm sure there are hundreds older than Dicky - he's just a pup compared to them. But up to now, Dicky is the oldest I SAID YOU'RE THE OLDEST ONE, DICKY - unless, of course, youuuuuu know better. Edit - He said he'll answer soon, but he's on the toilet at the moment

Both legs amputated and the prosthetic replacements were too big? Just a guess.

I say no way to orange wheels. Too chavvy (with apologies to anyone with orange wheels). If you must have a colour, why not a dark metallic purple?

Don't worry mate, you're not the oldest. I said you're not the oldest. There are plenty older than you. I said there are plenty older than you. ...he is the oldest really, but don't tell him (he'll never see this).

...watch out Ricey & Pete87 - they're coming to get youuuuuu not really

He's changed his shirt for Q2.

...and getting worse by the minute - thank god quali's starting!

If I had a nose I think I could smell the armpits from here.

I'd rather watch Jordan than give Murdoch a single penny - that's how much I hate Murdoch.

Eddie Jordan's sweaty armpits - ewwww

Aaah, the old 'Irrational fear of tiny insects' thing. Bear with me... I've thought about this and I reckon that people are scared of spiders because... A. They can move very quickly when they want to, and B. You don't always know what direction they will go in, so theoretically they could end up in your armpit or invade your crotch or your mouth. In other words they have speed, with a hint of directional unpredictability - just like your beloved car. So if you think of spiders as the 350z's of the insect world, maybe you can learn to love them a bit?

Be patient, Grasshopper - Your answer will pop through the letterbox in due course.

...and very beautiful too.

It's possibly a false widow - but don't go killing them just because it's the latest Daily Mail craze. They do not go out of their way to bite you. If you've seen it, it won't bite you - because you've seen it - the only insect that bit you is the one you DIDN'T see, and by then it's too late. I went for a slash in the undergrowth of a layby on the way to the British Grand Prix this summer, got bitten on the leg by a single solitary midge and suffered for about 2 months afterwards - ended up going to the doctor and getting antibiotics, which didn't work. So do I kill all midges? No way - they're just God's creatures. It was the fetid human @*!# he'd been feeding on that made me ill, so I'm going back to that layby with a gun, ready for the next bastard who tries to take a crap in that undergrowth. If you know what I mean. If you're extremely unlucky and you get bitten, 99.95% of the time it's just a little insect bite - so be brave. And of course, like all spiders, they do good. Ooooer - I just went off on one.

Welcome to Zedland. May the Zees be with you.

Can I re-ask this question, just the once, please? I'd really like to hear one in real life - prepared to travel a short distance.

I resemble that remark. I am so happy to have played a part in cheering you up. ...and there's no apostrophe in Chavs - it's a plural.

Chavtastic! Chav wiv a BA Hons here (from the days when a degree meant something - you young whippersnappers don't know when you're well off) - I'll be on a '61 plate' in April. When I got to 60 the buggers told me I can't get a bus pass till I'm 63 - and by then they'll have scrapped it anyway and I'll be stuck with my Z. Without my Z my life would suk majorly, innit. Thinking of getting a mobility scooter anyway.

Excellent news Darren - Glad you got them safe & sound. And well done for copying them. As I said to you, I tried to copy them too, but my macbook kept coming up with error messages, so eventually I gave up. Your new copies should help many more people in the near future.

Am I the only Zee in the village? please allow me just this one bump - I'm a desparate man.

Many Happy Returns, mate. :band: Phew - just got in before midnight.

I had 350z's from 2004 to 2010 - 19.6mpg from day one, to day two thousand one hundred and ninety two. I like the throttle pedal. God almighty - the internet's up the pole tonight. Can a mod delete this duplicate, please?

I had 350z's from 2004 to 2010 - 19.6mpg from day one, to day two thousand one hundred and ninety two. I like the throttle pedal.

...on a 63 plate. All nice & clean! Had to drive past it a few times, just to be nosey

My old 350z, coming down from St Albans car park about 6 years ago (I hid a load of 'Z's in the pic, so if you're bored)... I was able to be there for the delivery (which was painless)... My first (gunmetal, 53 plate), St Albans multi storey car park again, about 9 years ago...