Was last pulled 2 years ago. On St Patricks Day in Dublin. It being a bank holiday I believed it was legal to drive on a bus lane. A traffic unit land cruise was going outbound from the city as I was going inbound. I didn't see him but he did a U-turn, and about a mile down the road I noticed a number of cars pulling in to let this Landcruiser pass - I keep left thinking he's going to go past me - nope. Right up my ass..then pulls up beside me. Window down. "YOU - Pull over there now and stay there" He was very irate and I wasn't sure why:
Police Sergeant: "License Please. Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Me: "No" (I had a few guesses, but I've always been told always say no regardless - don't admit anything)
Police Sergeant: "Right - driving on a bus lane: €60 fine and no penalty points. Overtaking on the left: €80 fine and three penalty points. Speeding: €80 fine and three penalty points"
at this point I thought - jesus I am going to be a$$ r**ped here.
Me, in a calm polite manner: "I genuinely thought it was ok to drive on the bus lane on a public holiday and as for the speeding I was keeping up with the flow of traffic".
Police Sergeant: "so you're going to plead ignorance like everyone else, ah right".
He walks off - and randomly pulls in a Zafira behind me. After about 10 minutes comes back to my window, hands back my license.
Police Sergeant: "now because you didn't give me lip, the fine for you today, is going to be a €60 fine and no penalty points. Now where are you off to?"
Me: "just going to Tesco"
Police Sergeant: "Well lucky for you, you can drive to Tesco. It's not looking so good for the guy I pulled in behind you there - he has no tax, so he'll be walking to wherever he's going. Now good luck"
He steps out into the traffic lane & holds up traffic to allow me off