You need to earn that status :p
but I don't want to get arrested
#teamtomato
the authorities will know straight away you can't afford products sold by us.
Any product at all?
http://www.ebay.co.u...=item4aed1c3e3c
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rays-Forged-Alloy-Wheels-for-Nissan-370z-350z/141716871929?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D32334%26meid%3D60a5fb062f02472481b43d3f94e5d633%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D321805631036&rt=nc
Many options available if you look through here:
http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/55-wheels/
poo in a paper bag and put it on his doorstep, set the top of the bag on fire and ring his doorbell. He'll stamp on it to put the fire out.
Then you'll be the bigger man as he'll have your poo on his shoe