about as appealing as big foots dick
Well that depends on the size of it, I wouldn't mind it swinging between my legs if it was the width of a telegraph pole, if it was cheesy and the size of a cocktail saussage I'd keep my own!
is yours cheesy and the size of a cocktail stick, hence not wanting to swap?
coktail sausage I think you'll find! and no, it's not cheesy either