Unbelievable, they think they can fool us with this sideshow stuff.
Everyone knows the NSA can read the tattoo on your ass, from space, whilst you're sat down - yet an entire plane just disappeared from their monitoring systems???? Really? Think about who could make a whole aeroplane disappear in mid air.....
Whilst you're thinking of that.
Think about some major world leaders. Putin, Cameron, Merkel, Prince Philip, George W Bush, Tokyo Sexwhale, Ronald McDonald, Colonel Sanders, Sepp Blatter, Justin Beiber, people from TOWIE. Do they even sound like real humans? Or look like real humans? Think about who could replace humans and provide an almost convincing version of a human...
100 years ago, no one had a phone. 30 years ago your phone had a big plastic dial on the front and was cabled to the wall. Today, your phone is a mobile connection to a fantastic, interconnected network of devices all over the world, which plays games, downloads movies, checks you bank balance, orders pizza, it can even understand commands from your voice and the magic glass interprets multi finger gestures... Think about who could make those changes so fast...
Today, some diesel cars don't sound like tractors, go fast and some you can't even tell they are diesel when you're in the cabin. Who could make this fantastical dream possible????
ALIENS!!!!!
They took the plane, then beamed it back last week after giving everyone probes. They are inside Cameron, operating his face by wire, they invented the smartphone, they made diesels not rubbish, and CONCLUSIVELY they even invented a substance so fantastic that it makes KFC edible.