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There was nothing good about Prince of Thieves. Nothing! Incorrect. Alan Rickman was amazeballz. I'M GONNA CUT YOUR HEART OUT WITH A SPOON! The rest is rubbish.

Some udderly disrgraceful punning.

Obviously these guys have a service to sell and they want to show the value they add over cheaper alternatives, so they'll be pointing out potential pitfalls of competitors. I don't really get going to see Mr Hand Job though. For 6 quid, and slightly less time, you could pressure washer on a petrol station forecourt and not drag someone else's dirt over your paint. Even if they rinse out cloths, sponges, mitts, towels in between washes, with those volumes they're not going to be replaced that often and will be full of grit/dirt. I chuck away MF towels after a few uses as they start to pick up all kinds of stuff. Say that constitutes 5 or 6 washes for me, for a volume trader that's maybe an hour or two of business. At those low margins, I'm not sure you could afford to chuck away towels at that frequency Anyway, I'm not saying people who use them are bad or lazy or anything untoward, you can do as you will with your own car, my neighbours no doubt think I'm mental when I rub her all over with a giant towel I just don't get why you'd go to them over a quick pressure wash.

Which is the best moor? Dartmoor, Exmoor or Morgan Freeman in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves?

Are you Swiss Toni in real life? :lol: If I was, I would have said, "Owning a Zed is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. You need to get inside her twice a day, get her fluids up to temperature and then take her repeatedly to the redline." U guys at like poets in here lol beautiful Treat your kite like your Woman Get in her 5 times a day and take her to heaven and back..... :lol: WOOF!

That's pantwettingly good! Great 50/50

Are you Swiss Toni in real life? :lol: If I was, I would have said, "Owning a Zed is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. You need to get inside her twice a day, get her fluids up to temperature and then take her repeatedly to the redline."

Oh dear god. They've found a worse font than comic sans...

A Zed is like a beautiful woman, deserves daily attention

Thanks both, forget the tenner chaps, I owe you both a large drink

Unlikely they failed already - unless they were eBay ones that are actually cheap replicas and are made out of chocolate I didn't realise it was your greatest hits album so could well be banana arms. You just cost me £1 - I HATE YOU Genuine ZMANALEX ones, not ebay chocolate.

Is there an easy way a mechanical re-tard can see if it's the bushes or the bar, without a jack, pry bar or any real brains

Thanks both. Keyser, that's a compilation of my best knocks from 10 minutes driving, not just one stretch of road. Typically half a dozen to a dozen knocks when rolling up to junctions/lights on poor roads. Drop links were done just under two years ago but I see from one of ATTAK's old threads it's not inconcievable for replacement drop links to fail in that time? But it still feels too soon

On some of our excellent B roads today and I started to hear knocking, always at low speed, always on a rubbish road surface. Is this the fabled banana bar that I've read about but never actually heard before? Thanks for listening, any help is much appreciated. Thanks, Stu.

When is someone going to send these idiots life threats...

GMb is already on the case See - http://www.350z-uk.com/topic/91251-keyser-gets-radical-big-update-p5/page__st__120#entry1454806 Can't you just go fast so the wind blows it off

I quite fancy a Fabia VRS in green as a daily...

This car can't be saved, may as well just give it to me to learn how to machine polish

Well jealous, the pics on here from DD are the absolute cat's pyjamas!!!

C bombs felt too far for taste a decency. I dropped the bits on jizz gargling too.

Dear Bellend In A Blue Audi S3, M6 Southbound near Lancaster @3:45pm Today, If I am in the outside lane and the car in front of me is only doing 2mph more than the three cars we're all passing, I can't go through them (see Physics about this), I can't pull out the way (there's a car on the left and a barrier on the right) and you are so close that I can't even slow down and drop back in. However much you want me to sit 2 inches off the car in front's bumper to "let them know", I won't. Not even when you're 1 inch from my bumper and I can smell last night's rentboy on your breath. So when I drop into the middle lane after overtaking the cars, to allow you to "burn off" in your super-amazing-hot-hatch-OMG-you're-so-cool-I-bet-all-the-15-year-old-boys-at-McDonald's-suck-you-off-every-night-behind-the-grease-bin-and-you-can-raz-anything-at the-lights-hot-hatch, IT IS TOTALLY ******* UNACCEPTABLE TO THEN SWERVE IN FRONT OF ME AND SLAM YOUR ANCHORS ON TO PROVE HOW BIG AND HARD YOU ARE, YOU MICRO-DICKED PIECE OF @*!#. I wasn't even the one slowing you down you moron, it was the car infront of me. That hand gesture I was making as you passed, was simply me saluting you're awesome driving and the international wave to come past and show us all how super fast you can drive in a straight line down a motorway. One day you'll do that and the person behind you will be driving a 3-ton volvo, tuning the radio, or changing the temperature, or reaching for a drink and they will go right through you and not even notice; you'll spend the rest of your days eating through a tube and being touched by a deranged night porter. Sorry about that everyone, some poor etiquette on the M6 today caused me to need to vent.

We're meeting in a car park in Coventry next week. She's asked to me bring 5 grand for her visa fee, so she can stay in the country. Just off to the cash point...

If spoilt vote gets the most, do they get to be in charge?

I disagree with not voting, but I'll fight to defend you're right not to vote if you chose not to. Mandatory voting would just create a false belief that the people are engaged and have mandated the ruling party, which isn't really true if they've been forced to vote.

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