As already said, save your legal bills, sell the car, buy a shed, find an online recipe for humble pie and find some good reasons why you shouldn't lose your licence.
Then sit on the cash until the ban ends.
That said, I just re-read this section and I actually think you don't need a legal team, you've covered it all here, better than anyone else could. Just print this section off, take it along with you and show it to the Judge in the Moral Court. Case acquitted on grounds of "not being mightily scared".
Quick question, does anyone know when they start implementing the Moral Justice System, is it never or never ever?