WhackyWill

Welcome to the Land of Zed..

Nice find Blacky.

you never had a merc. TBH I doubt anyone would steal a zed not the most desirable car but they are more likely to vandalise it. So take everything with you and store sat navs including holders away. Had 4 Merc's over the years.

My Merc had every latest Merc security system including a tracker, but it still managed to end up in Bulgaria,,,,!!! :scare:

Welcome to the Forum..

Just PM Zmanalex I just got mine sent next day from him at the best price

I would defiantly go for that, tell him my mate will pay him for it, here his details, all the want to know is if I'm dead or alive..Tel them I'm dead. :thumbs: F e d e r a l C o n s o l i d a t e d A c c o u n t O f f i c e o f N i g e r i a A d d r e s s : T r e a s u r y H o u s e , Z o n e A O , C e n t r a l B u s i n e s s D i s t r i c t , G a r k i , A b u j a , T e l e p h o n e : + 2 3 4 - 8 0 8 7 8 8 7 3 7 7 W e b s i t e : w w w . f c a - n g . c o m ============================== COMFIRM ALIVE OR DEAD Attn: Hounorable Beneficiry, My n a m e i s D r A b r a h a m N w a n k w o , t h e n e w d i r e c t o r F e d e r a l r e s e r v e T r e a s u r y D e p t . C e n t r a l B a n k O f N i g e r i a , i n t h e c o u r s e o f o u r G e n e r a l A u d i t i n g a n d A c c o u n t r e v i s i o n o f t h e 2 n d q u a r t e r o f t h e y e a r 2 0 1 3, we discovered that the Bank Accounts belonging to some B e n e f a c t o r s have been changed on the basis that the owners have died some time last year or have given out an authorization note of B a n k N a m e : H a n g S e n g B a n k B a n k A d d r e s s : 8 3 D e s V e o u x R o a d , C e n t r a l - H o n g K o n g A c c o u n t N a m e : R i c k J o n e s A c c o u n t N u m b e r : 2 3 5 - 3 2 5 1 7 2 - 8 8 2 B a n k C o d e : 0 2 4 S w i f t C o d e : H A S E H K H H But we wanted to confirm if actually this is true and hence decided to write to your contact address which after some days from now and there is no response, I have decided to use your email I saw from your payment file to contact you, then if you did not respond now, I will confirm you are dead indeed and go on with the transfer. If proved otherwise by you that you are still alive, please forward to me all the related B e n e f a c t o r s particulars including your Telephone number and contact address. These details from you will help to assist me reach a conclusion that you are not dead. Anything contrary to this claim will help us charge this man to court and prosecute him while your fund will be paid to you immediately without any further delay. You have to get back to me on time for me to commence legal proceedings against Mr. Rick Jones and his accomplices. I a w a i t y o u r p o s i t i v e r e s p o n s e. C a l l M e i m m e d i a t e l y + 2 3 4 - 8 0 8 7 8 8 7 3 7 7 Y o u r s t r u l y , D r N w a n k w o F e d e r a l R e s e r v e T r e a s ur y

I am looking for a 1.6 SE AKL Series Golf MK4 Engine, 1999 to 2005 for my sons car. It has lunched a few piston rings and scored the bores, Same engine is in Audi A3, and a few more cars. Thanks. Will.

I did not know the chap. I do remember reading about him. A very sad day.

Welcome to The Land of Zed. ....Live in Muswell Hill.

Great Car..Lovely Zed the GT4 , will swap you for my 2006..??

Why are Nissan Dealers such (D*****H****) cannot use the word, got a warning for just re-quoting it..!) My wife had a new Nissan X trail a few years ago, we had nothing but aggravation when it came to having work done on it..Why does it take 3 days to do a service..?? ..bring it in on Mon and it will be ready on Wed. Door seals leaked, went back four times, each time they had it for at least a week (waiting parts..!!). when it came back after about a month or so ..door seals leaked again...!! Rubbish after sales.

Looks a great job boys.

Valve stem oil seals gone on my boys Golf..Job for this weekend,

Well done.

Use it for cooling your brakes... :scare:

The link I put in does not open up as a picture like yours Dave, don't know why it used to do it

This is a brilliant video of a rapid lap of the Nurburgring in the Caterham R620 Development car.

A beautiful well cared for Zed.

Welcome to the Land of Zed.. ...Very nice one..

Your best bet is to hire their Suzuki cars and take out their insurance. Those Suzuki's are quick if driven properly. More than enough for the average Club driver.

Welcome to the Land of Zed..

An English lady walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant said "Can I help you?" "Yes" she said, "I'd like to report a case of sexual assault". "Where did it happen?" the Sergeant asked. "In the park just down the road" she replied. "Can you describe what happened? "Yes, I was walking along the footpath in the park near the trees when a man jumped out of the bushes and dragged me into there; He removed my underwear then he dropped his pants to his knees and had his way with me". "Could you give me a description of him?" "Yes, he was wearing white shoes, long white trousers, a white shirt and he had these two big long pads from his feet up to and over his knees, one on each leg". "Sounds to me like he was a cricketer, most probably a batsman", said the Sergeant. "Yes", said the lady, "He was an Australian Cricketer". "That's very observant", said the Sergeant, "You worked that out from his accent?" "No", she replied. "I worked it out because he wasn't in for very long". :lol:

We have 38 phones...! Unfortunately mine is one of them.. That don't make sense Whacko mate. If you have 38 phones of course one of them is yours. You used the "We" word lol "We" as in my Company phones..!!

We have 38 phones...! Unfortunately mine is one of them..