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WhackyWill

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  1. One of the best on here, I'm off to Japex on Friday to see Ross...
  2. I think Bernie going to use it as a bargaining chip with his pending problem with the German prosecutor, the Ring is at the moment been funder by the local council to stop it going into liquidation, they have taken over the running of it. And yes Bernie only ever uses OPM for projects. .
  3. Ecclestone trying to buy the Nuerbirgring. http://uk.reuters.com/article/2014/01/15/motor-racing-ecclestone-nuerbirgring-idUKL3N0KP47V20140115
  4. You will always get a reply on here, but maybe not the one you wanted..!!
  5. I gave up on the Merc one, tried using it for a while as I need a new roof motor for the CLK,
  6. This has to be the rarest colour..
  7. This is always a good event. http://www.wiltonclassicandsupercars.co.uk/wake-up-events/
  8. So is yours On the Zed colour chart is said Kuro Black. which is Black Black..in Jap.. :scare: Soo......It's Black? Kuro Black sounds much more exotic than just Black....
  9. So is yours On the Zed colour chart is said Kuro Black. which is Black Black..in Jap..
  10. Great result, wonder if they would give me a new roof..got a slight bit of rust on my 2006, perhaps it started as a stone chip .
  11. Colin's right its not a straight forward swap over, wonder if your breakers know this, if they don't I would be careful..
  12. Kuro Black..with a little bit of "Gold"...best colour...
  13. The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question. As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.' He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?' She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't All I saw was an old mini van with two flat tires.. Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?' Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.' 'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?' 'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.' A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: 'So I hear you're getting married?' 'Yep!' 'Do I know her?' 'Nope!' 'This woman, is she good looking?' 'Not really.' 'Is she a good cook?' 'Naw, she can't cook too well.' 'Does she have lots of money?' 'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.' 'Well, then, is she good in bed?' 'I don't know.' 'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?' 'Because she can still drive!' Three old guys are out walking. First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?' Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!' Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..' A man was telling his neighbour, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbour . 'What kind is it?' ' Twelve thirty..' Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?' Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mama and be cheerful.'' The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.' A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' 'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.' :lol:
  14. Totally agree with Alex, where are you based and somebody on here will recommend your nearest Zed expert.
  15. Thats bang out of order, hope he gets banned for 5 years and 6 months suspended.
  16. You could always do this, then people wouldn't know if you were coming or going...
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