I was standing at the bar in Wales
and this small Chinese guy comes in, stands
next to me and starts drinking a beer.
I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial
arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu ?"
He says "No, why the fluck you
ask me that? Is it because I am Chinese?"
"No", I said, "It's because you're
drinking my beer, you little pr*ck."