Dynamo "The Magician" lives very near to me, and drinks in my local. (now I've said that I need to put up a joke..!! )
An Irishman was terribly overweight , so his doctor put him on a diet.
“I want you to eat regularly for 2 days , then skip a day , then eat regularly again for 2 days then
skip a day ... and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.
The next time I see you , you should have lost at least 5 lbs.â€
When the Irishman returned , he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs!
“That’s amazing!†the doctor said , “ Did you follow my instructions?â€
The Irishman nodded: “I’ll tell you what though , I taut I were going to drop dead on dat tird day.â€
“You mean from the hunger?†asked the doctor.
“No , from the skippin !â€