WhackyWill

Taliban just killed 20 policemen in Kabul.. :scare:

Yes' Welcome to The Land of Zed.

Lots of traders on here selling 18", they wont ship these until after 2nd March... The seller is currently away until Mar 02, 2015. If you make a purchase, there may be a delay in processing your order.

Welcome to The Forum.

Happy Birthday all. Have a good one.

A lot come to the Company email. which I cannot change. I do get a few to my private email as well.

Welcome to The Land of Zed..

One of today's scam emails... Hello, We like to place an order with you to Cambodia we can handle pick up from your store. Also let us know what type of Credit Cards you accept for payment, {Visa / MC / Am-ex / Discovery}. Kindly provide us website

Looks cool AMT, Lots of other things can do on that site..!!. .

Glad I can help. looks good to me.

Use this.. :thumbs: http://www.sig-generator.com/

I was thinking the same! America and Obama are completely disinterested in getting involved, while they were killing the Christians Obama was, and is still, playing golf..!!! :scare: True but the way they're going there will soon be enough military strength between the other countries they've upset to deal with them, without the US Don't bet on it..lets see how long the muslim Countries go on bombing IS. My guess is about a week...Google "Which muslim countries condemn IS latest killings...answer ???? :scare:

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the Night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll Not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy'.. Paddy replies, 'OK Mick, I'll Be on my way then'. Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off.. He Falls flat on his face. 'Shoite' he says and pulls himself up by the Stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls Flat on his face, 'Shoite, Shoite !' He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to The door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door And shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes A deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto The sidewalk and falls flat on his face. 'Bi'Jesus... I'm fok**in' fo**ed,' he says. He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door, Hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside.. He Takes a look up the stairs and says 'No f... Way. He crawls up the Stairs to his bedroom door and says 'I can make it to the bed'. He takes A step into the room and falls flat on his face. He says 'f... It and falls into bed. The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of Coffee and says, 'Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last Night ?' Paddy says, 'I did, Jess. I was f...in' pi**ed. But how did you know?' Mick Phoned....You left your wheelchair in the pub..!!!! .

Welcome to The Forum. Have a read of this.. http://www.350z-uk.com/topic/22880-guide-for-new-memberspotential-buyers/

I was thinking the same! America and Obama are completely disinterested in getting involved, while they were killing the Christians Obama was, and is still, playing golf..!!! :scare:

A group of hairy bikers were riding across a bridge when they spotted a girl about to throw herself over the edge, so they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly guy, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the cop trying to talk her down off the railing, and says "Hey Babe.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!" While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ........ "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?" So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big applause and thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the cop, and then says - "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed...

Here's todays scam..!!! MY NAME IS LINDA WISDOM GOOD MORNING MY DEAR HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY I KNOW YOU WILL BE THINKING WHO IS THIS PLEASE IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ME MORE YOU HAVE TO WRITE TO ME HERE (lindawisdom@outlook.com) FOR MORE ABOUT ME THANK YOU AM WAITING TO SEE YOU IN MY EMAIL BOX

Don't worry their purpose is to behead all of us and turn this world into a complete Sharia Law Islamic World clear of us infidel. :scare:

Great pics Matt,

I said that Jetpilot, give him his 27 virgins..(good luck if he can find one.."!!) :scare:

You all need to sign up to the Wales Weekend..

Stick a link up for it.

A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" he asks the dog. "Yes," the Labrador replies. After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, he man asks, "So, tell me your story."The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the SAS. "In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. "I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired." The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog. "Ten quid," the owner says. "£10!!? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?" "Because he's a lying ba*tard. He's never been out of the garden."

Sell it on to a Debt Collecting Agency, and let them chase him.

Still a nice watch :thumbs: