Shel

Mother Superior was taking a bath. There's a knock on the door. She says, "Who is it?" A male voice responds, "The blind man." After a few moments of deliberation the nun says, "Come in." The man enters and says, "Nice tits, Mrs Nun. Where do you want me to hang the blind?"

Hi Don I for one had a bad experience with S20004u. Your best bet is looking on here for one, you won't get ripped off that way.

Well come and take some of mine then!! Mine too but you will have to wash it first

Is this some sort of reverse psychology lol, in that case I'm not buying one either

A man was found dead floating in the Thames, wearing a blond wig, full make-up, bra, knickers, suspenders and a Spurs shirt. Before informing the next of kin the police removed the Spurs shirt to save the family embarrassment

Police have spoken to Freddie Starr's 34 year old fiancee and she has said she has never had reason to think he was a paedophile in all their 25 years together !!!!

About this phone you bought me Shel! :;/-/:;() That's so we can buy a gun if we find out anything and need to shoot you lol

"No need to hire a private investigator now because even if your partner does not have a bluetooth phone it would still be cheaper to buy them one as a gift" Beware of people buying you phones lol

Love it ..... and only £14.95 !

2 indian junkies accidently snorted curry powder instead of cocaine . both in hospital...one's in a korma.. the other's got a dodgy tikka!

7 wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt ................. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...

Just A Reminder to those who stole Electrical Goods in Last Years Riots....Your One Year Manufacturers Warranty Runs Out Soon.:/

Having read 50 Shades of Grey a Welsh guy persuades his girfriend to try anal sex for the first time. He says "If it hurts too much, yell the safety word twice & I'll stop." She says "OK, what's the safety word?" "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

things i didn't do when buying mine .. Ask how much wear is left in the tyres, not a big problem but you might not want to fork out nearly a grand (for a decent set) so soon after buying the car. Test drive it on a rough bit of road to show up any suspension rattles that could be arb's or even worse the banana arms And take some cd's to check the Bose stereo Hope you find a good one

+1

This is reminding me of Simon Bates doing the 'our tune' feature back in the 80's

Abbotts of Copthorne, I've used them and found their work was excellent

Congrats, I'm looking forward to getting to 100

Peter !!!!!!

What's that, Smurf music?

speed freak has the annoying clunk, might be worth pm'ing him to see if he wants them