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Madmarky

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  1. Does it actually do anything? i put a few numbers in and none are in the database
  2. same happened to me with a slighly dif brush was well annouyed as i couldnt drive to get a new one at the time as i had wheels off of my old car
  3. +1 I never thought id learn something from a intro thread
  4. looking forward to seeing pics of your car
  5. Madmarky

    ouch!

    Very lucky indeed, i wonder what speed the crash was?
  6. I feel you pain mate. Ive had my fair share of problems with my old car and trying to get warranty work sorted when id modified it. I dont care if they cant fix my problem cos ive modified something and voided my warranty i just want to know what the problem is and then maybe ill pay to get fixed, they just dont see it that way. Have to say ive not had any dealings with Nissan service but from all the stories on here im not looking forward to it.
  7. Sticky back plastic! next you will be recommending empty washing up liquid bottles and pipe cleaners
  8. Imagine if major companies started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line... Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better Tesco Condoms - every little helps Nike Condoms - Just do it. Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life. Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk. KFC Condoms - Finger licking good. Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load. Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough. Coca Cola condoms - The real thing. Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going. Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide **** condoms - no comment required. Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain. Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile. Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you. Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long Renault condoms - size really does matter! Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (Please!) Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal Polo condoms - the condom with the hole
  9. Bono, lead singer of the rock band U2, is famous throughout the entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous. At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow , Scotland , he asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, 'Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.' A voice with a broad Scottish accent from the front of the crowd pierced the quiet... 'Well, foockin stop doin it then, ya evil bastard!'
  10. +1 for the coke trick, also i find newspaper is really good at mopping up on windows without smearing.
  11. Madmarky

    Update

    Looking really clean and
  12. Sorry to hear that mate. I had a incident about 9 years ago where a chinese woman reversed her golf out of a space and went straight into the back of my clio. Because my clio was so low she did loads of damage. We i got out the car she was really appologetic and gave me her insurance details. I decided to go straight to the police station just to report the accident. While i was in the police station her husband rang me telling me i owed him money for the damage i had caused to his car. I was so furious, he said it was my fault and that i had driven into her. Anyway to cut a long frustrating story short i had no witnesses number cos she basically excepted blame there and then and so it went 50/50 and i lost a lot of money. Hope you get yours sorted nice and quick
  13. Its all about how many units sold at the end of the day, the more they sell the more problems that will occur seeing as you only ever here about the problems. Many people join car club forums just to solve there problems, from what ive seen we are quite lucky as the 350Z on a whole does not seem too bad.
  14. Out of that rather american list it would have to be carrot cake but Apple pie all the way!
  15. Nice work as always Adam Just one thing tho have you ever considered using a mosaic deformation to cover up the number plates, i really disslike the painted over white effect cos it really stands out and dissatracts you from the photo. Just a sugestion tell me to sod off if ya like
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