Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The Zed was parked in the garden with care,
Look in the Shed two waiting workers were there.
The children had risen up early from their beds,
On the floor lay a V6 engine stripped down to the heads.
Restless they were to continue the task,
But no engine arrived so they just stood aghast.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the shed to see what was the matter.
A black VW polo came into sight
What had we done to deserve such delight
With a little young driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it could not be St Nick.
More rapid than eagles from Dorchester he came,
Not St Nick but Laid Back Luke was his name
No engine had he brought for us this day
Keyser and Buster had no reason to let him stay
Then from the boot like magic they did appear
krispy kreme doughnuts you can stay have no fear.
So no real update – we did fix a TPS problem on “The Bitchâ€
Luke helped strip the ancillaries off the old engine
Then lots of doughnuts, car talk and general abuse
Finger crossed for something a bit more substantial tomorrow like an
Engine!!!!!