Keyser

It's not rape if you don't say no Ya hussy Looking good though mate

Damn Will - Had me going Glad you keeping Rosie

Stunning mate luv everything you have done - all in good taste IMO

We will think of you as we eat our McDonald's brunch just over the bridge

Ho Ho Ho Santa's little helpers are going to visit YOU before Christmas EDIT: Have you noticed how hard the Elves are working this year around the forum?

It's sausage rolls this time of year and you can't hide them from Bob he has a nose like a coon dog for them More than welcome to drop in though You can collect that TV stand while you are here

Cough - fixed that for you - cough

Well been "on call" only since end of play Friday - but I have my duties as one of Santa's little helpers to attend to

you could always bring some of those lovely Sausage rolls I saw on Face book along You know the doors is always open and the kettle on guys don't wait for an invite - if you want in on the action the weekend after Christmas is the one to come see us on

I think you sent yours to Jimmy Savile to fix it so all I'm saying is watch out You are more than welcome down anytime Will - the Saturday after Christmas will be the first day of major surgery. Think that is his Granpa Good work guys, I wont ask what he is doing to repay you A large share of Kripsy creme donuts and Bobs bitch for the next year or 10 I thought he was already Bob's bitch Thank you - that's my new Brian James trailer mainly for the Radical but does well as Zed Sled, this is the first one we have picked up in it and it fitted a treat and tows beautifully

Ho Ho Ho and Merry Christmas to one and all Now some of you may remember last year at the Zed Shed when a little boy needed some help over the festive period, if not see here, for laidbackluke's story http://www.350z-uk.c...m-the-zed-shed/ Meanwhile it seems another little boy (Grundy225) sent a letter to Santa, not asking for a new toys but instead he would be ever so happy if his current toy could be repaired. Now it is rumored that Santa checked his list of all the good boys and Grundy wasn't on it but Santa thought being as Grundy doesn't even have a GF to buy him presents he might be able to make an exception Santa then contacted the little elves (Buster and Keyser- so for little please allow some poetic license to cover Buster's belly not being in the little category ) at the Zed Shed and told them the story - The elves worked hard and hatched a plan to fix poor Grundy's toy ....................... Here with Another Christmas Tale - Act 1 Scene 1- The sleigh was hooked up to the reindeer (we disguise them as a pickup truck so we can go out in daylight ) The elves headed of on their long quest braving many hardships (the A31 and M27) they soon arrived at the Grundy's house where a very happy grandpa Grundy was happy to see the back of "that pile of junk on the driveway" Now were told that we would need space saver wheels to get the Zed on the Sled (see what I did there - that's poetry that is!) But Santa's sleigh is magical and we had no problems rolling her on - Except we had a flat battery so couldn't open the window to steer Soon they were back at the secret Elves workshop and started by charging the battery So for now here she sits waiting patiently for Act 2 Scene 1 Keyser and the Zed Shed Crew

Stock 350 up to 2006 is 10.3 to 1 Watching the progress with interest

Damn you 370Ad - I was going to tell him how crap they were and offer to PX them for some nice Brembos (cash my way of course) You go and spoil it by telling him how good they are @ OP - They are great brakes mate

Make an effort Nice little run about though

along - Nice looking Zed

Yep Dave will touch anyone up, he is not fussy His skills are well renowned on here. Are we talking about the same spursmaddave??? The touching up bit I believe I'm not sure "renowned" is the right word for his Photoshop skills - Legendary I would say.

Santa only comes once a year ............... But the girls say when he does he fills ya stockings

It's a bit loud If you like it put it on All my cars /vans have private plates except the Astra - but we pretend it's not ours

Hang on I'll just go check the car park garden

Had quite a few down moments in 2014 but some of this made up for it - One low point - well ish onto other things but saying goodbye was hard High Point - another high point was adding the new kit - Then we had a short lived bit of fun - (non Zed) I think this one made me smile the most though (non Zed) Keyser and the Zed Shed crew.

have a full set of brake pipes laying around the back of the shed - if you want to collect them .........

I'm still here I know you all knew that but didn't have anything else interesting to add to the thread

Cool