Keyser

Great start - it's all downhill for the bank balance from here on in

I like it

^^^ Don't try and cover up your failings by blaming it on me!!!!!!!!

Luckily for me I will of course not need this thread at all as I am an excellent photographer and I have already had loads of tips from other members of the forum - Mostly - "Get a new camera" or "Get someone else to take the photos" So as I say no need for me to read this but I'm sure it will help others (subscribed)

Now what do I win? You win with the closest guess so you get to pay well done mate

Keep dreaming mate - well if you expect it from me then keep dreaming. If I wrap the Radical round an armco then I'll drop it of for a full rebuild though - you seem good at those on orange cars

Many Happy Returns

Nice one BM - keeps you out of trouble fitting all the bits as well Hope to catch up again at Bedford - or maybe I'll make the run to Snetterton again - but that will have to be a nice day, don't want fog again You going to come down to Castle Combe for a run?

Awesome write up for a balls up Keep em coming

Nice

O I saw that (after I immediately replied to defend myself) however I was fully aware you were joking. I was though, worried that someone else may not see it as a joke and therefore if they mistakenly thought you were a better person than me or maybe they assumed I was prone to telling the odd tall story they may think less of me - ergo I had to defend my position. You see what you are missing is that just because we all know each other on here, this is a public forum and strangers may read this thread and not understand the banter, they could then jump to the conclusion that I am not in fact the upstanding pillar of society we all I know I am and think I was some dodgy bloke that tells tall stories. Any way I have to go now as I just had a call from Andy Green and he would like to go over best options for the deceleration procedure with me again, I'm sure he want's me to do the run really, if I wasn't so busy consulting on the new Red Bull F1 car I'd have the time to do it as well! EDIT: Put these somewhere above - [joke] [/joke]

Well can you do [JOKE] Then say the joke Then [/JOKE] in future so I don't feel I have to defend my integrity

^^^ Mrs Keyser wrote the note - she said O and when finished of course

I know what was in it as well

When I titled this thread as "part Deux" it was from the comedy Hot Shots part Deux Now this is turning into a comedy - a comedy of errors, After the earlier mentioned waiting for planning to accept our application the story gets worse so I thought I would rant at you lot....... So we go to the planning office and see the duty PO (planning Officer) He say's we have to apply for planning permission as we are lowering ground level and this is an "engineering operation" The companies looking at doing this work have all said they have never heard that one before - but OK I can take it on the chin and besides if we put in a planning application then PD (permitted development) which is a bit of a grey area won't matter - it's complicated as we are lowering ground level etc so as I say I'll take it on the chin and put in a planning application. So we do - we go back with all our plans and they go over them with the duty officer they tell us we need a floor plan and they need a cheque for £170 - we write the cheque and email them the floor plan the same day - I even have confirmation they got the email. We then get a letter saying they need a scaled block plan and a bat survey, back to the planning office we go. After speaking with the duty PO they agree that as per the planning website we don't need a bat survey and we give them a new copy of the block plan, to be fair when we copied the block plan the scale was not on it. This is not good enough though although it is the same block plan used when we applied for the planning to do the loft conversion they want one at a different scale. OK New block plan at correct scale obtained and emailed the same day, and we have the confirmation of delivery email they send back. Another week passes and today I get an email saying the still can't process my application as they need a floor plan - hang on see above - we sent them one they confirmed they got it!! Also we need to pay them £2 as we underpaid on the original application - at this point I lost the plot - we sat there and wrote the cheque in the planning office with the duty PO and it takes them4 plus weeks to say your application is held up for £2 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Any way - back to the planning office tomorrow with a copy of the email sent a month ago with the floor plan and a shinny £2 coin They don't make it easy for you do they!!!! Rant over - have a great evening

That sux - hope you get her back undamaged.

I pulled the partly demolished false wall down in the living room and rebuilt a new one, opened the doorway out into a double door dry-lined both walls, and the damaged ceiling ready for plaster now. If that's not manly you must remember that I got to use my nail gun to build the new framing - may not quite be fighting a bear but it was fun

Except our surname is on it - I removed it before posting the "copy" on the web - if you go and read the list it is on there though

I'm in anyone else??? May get my name on a piece of History

Many Happy returns

Looking good

You need a better camera

Great write up - Not going to be buying one just yet though

Well while we sit and wait for the local planning department to actually accept our planning app Takes 8 weeks from the time they accept it - they have had it a month cashed the cheque but not actually accepted the app yet Any way as I was saying while sitting around waiting I have gone POWER MAD!!!!!! My mate who happens to be a sparky dropped in today to add another upgrade for me This is a domestic house power supply (and then some) Work in progress All finished I now have - Yes my house is now fully furnished with 3 phase power supply He did this bit for two reasons 1. Ready to feed 3 phase to the new garage 2. I just bought a new (to me but second hand) Esab mig welder but it's 3 phase so I couldn't use it until we actually had a 3 phase distribution board. Just thought I'd share that while we wait :tumbleweed: :tumbleweed:

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