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Adrian@TORQEN

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  1. Been looking into customisation of my lights and found these videos, so thought I'd share it here: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. Anyone brave enough to try? What do you think about the result?
  2. En route to UK - Power House Amuse Titanium RS exhaust with gold tips
  3. I love this forum, a lot of interesting stuff here lately! Who let the dogs out?
  4. Reverse camera works, no iPod integration so far. Easiest way to do it is to buy a new head unit that supports this, Pioneer, JVC, Kenwood, etc
  5. Me!??! I never go there, why would I got there to buy stuff cheaper when I can get in UK? Makes no sense, I'm helping the UK economy :lol: No, seriously didn't even spot that, it's because of IT background
  6. Replaced the fans, all ok afterwards. Try fixing them first, there is a tutorial somewhere on the forum.
  7. OMG, WW is back... How was your holiday? Any plans to for a longer one soon?
  8. Had to switch the subtitles on, for fluck sake!
  9. Only callipers available, price as advertised, thanks
  10. Did you put dogs instead of the cats? They never betray you, dogs are extremely loyal!
  11. They don't but I guess you can get an adapter for it and make it fit. Can you measure your tow hook thread size and let me know?
  12. I can only tell you Darren is having the best day of his life so far! Another hint, he has taken his day off work
  13. Nicked from Facebook and adapted a bit We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side, now here are the rules from the male side: Please note. these are all numbered #1 on purpose! 1. Men are not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. you don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Crying is blackmail. The offence of blackmail is set out in s.21 Theft Act 1968. By s.21(3) Theft Act 1968, the maximum sentence for blackmail is 14 years. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. YES and NO are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. 1. All men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say ‘nothing,’ we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, really. 1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or motor sports. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. And bags! 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the sofa tonight, but did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping!
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