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ioneabee

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  1. only if your head protrudes above the windscreen
  2. damn - they beat me to it - was just hunting out a suitable photo with SMD's name on it
  3. Yep still at least my company value me and respect my views and principles.... unlike here eh ?
  4. My son just turned 16 last week - so, as a treat I let him have a go in mine on a local airfield road (only about 100yds) now he wants my car as his 1st car methinks not
  5. I'm dirt cheap - I'm free but there again I've only done mine and the father-in-laws (earning brownie points )
  6. How stupid do they think the general populace is these days ? just received one of these I AM MR SALIU ALI, THE MANAGER FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT (BOA) BANK OF AFRICAN IN BURKINA FASO. I WILL LIKE YOU TO INDICATE YOUR INTEREST TO RECEIVE THE TRANSFER OF US$7.5 MILLION. 6O% FOR ME AND 40% FOR YOU, YOU WILL STAND AS NEXT OF KING TO MY LATE CUSTOMER WHO DIED IN PLAN CRASH ON THE (26TH OF DECEMBER 2003) LIVING NO BODY BEHIND. I WILL LIKE YOU TO FORWARD THE INFORMATION BELLOW TO ME IF YOU ARE INTERESTED. 1) Your Full Name............ 2) Your Age........................ 3) Marital Status..................... 4) Your Phone Number............... 5) Your Fax Numbers................... 6) Your Country............................ 7) Your Occupation........................ 8) Sex............................................ WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON YOURS FAITHFULLY MR SALIU ALI
  7. My neighbour connects his pressure washer feed to an outside water butt - so wouldn't think pressure is an issue
  8. I can't see anywhere that you've gotta spend that much the way I was working it was to just purchase any five of those items - so the ones I were looking at came to about £21
  9. One Fuel Coupon for 10p off per litre of fuel will be issued per purchase of a Qualifying Product or Qualifying Deal. I think anyway so purchase any one and you get a voucher, purchase 2 and you get 2 vouchers ?? !!
  10. so - if you buy 5 of those items in one shop trip - you get 5 x 10p coupons - am i reading that correctly or is it 5 separate purchases ?
  11. +1 I'd base it on the insurance as above
  12. I've got the HFC's - categorically - no drone and adds a lovely hss when you take your foot off the loud pedal (some don't like it, but I do. They're a biatch to fit though
  13. or http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p and no road tax
  14. I did my exhaust with a friend off axle stands - not a problem - the real ballache is the HFC's, again we did it, but its not for the faint hearted (in retrospect - for the HFC's - I'd have someone else do it)
  15. ioneabee

    Photoshop help #2

    too much hair ?
  16. what would be the point in taking over someone else lease deal - there appears to be no financial incentive at all and your driving a "2nd hand" car - the main point of a lease (well one of them anyway)
  17. and thats why you're thrice divorced
  18. 1) I cost my cornflakes every morning with lead filings and 99Ron fuel. 2) I cut the grass by pouring petrol over it and setting fire! 3) I chew on wild rabbits as a snack. 4) I blow my tyres up with my mouth. 5) I shave with a bowie knife. 6) I changed my oil and used my teeth to get the sup plug off! 7) I too changed my oil and drank the waste! 8) I eat my dinner with a pitch fork and machete. 9) My cat has been trained to be the local drug dealer 10) I drive a pick up truck. The manliest vehicle in the known universe 11) I am ians cats best customer 12) When servicing my car I don't use ramps, I hold my car up with my knees 13) I wear barbed wire instead of socks 14) I brush my teeth with a wire brush 15) I drink sand 16) I can do 0-60 in 2.5 seconds. That's twice as fast as my car. 17) I used hair straighteners to smash my teeth out when I got bored cleaning them. 18) when I cook tea I often cut my own finger off as a snack. 19) I ate Ian's cat because it gives short measures 20) I use sandpaper condoms. 21) I do my own electrical work - stripping wires with my teeth - and leave the supply on whilst doing it. 22) When I do push-ups my body stays still and the earth moves up and down 23) I pop into fine haberdasheries and say "Your hats are less than exceptional." 24) I got into a knife fight. The knife lost 25) I'm a lumber jack and I'm ok, I cut down trees and I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra - I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa...............is this the right thread ?
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