Sh**.
Hope he was ok Haydn.
I spent all morning saying he couldn't borrow it, but he had a job interview the next day and needed a hair cut so eventually convinced me on the condition that if he damaged it I'd kill him. I got a call from the police a bit later that started with "Don't worry sir, your brother is OK, but...", I'm not sure they were impressed with me responding "He won't be".
did your reply also include
"can you call an ambulance to the crash site please, because by the time I get there he IS going to need one ..... " :lol: