ioneabee

you been visiting her again Dave - 'cos I fire blanks

join the club - I'm getting mine repainted next week - well when I say I joined the club...............I mean my wife

replace "Ninho" with "Bennet, Bennet - you're driving too loud"

I name it "Prissy"

Nope that's poop coloured... beat you to that ages ago - 9th post down

Surely yours is young enough to have the latest version of the lock fitted thats what I'm praying with mine - but still another 18 months warranty yet

nope - apparently mine is Poo coloured - so doesn't even make the list

personally - I pity the organisers

sorry - couldn't resist....................again :lol:

No surprise there then !!! I would never (ever) buy a windows phone - look how often their damn PC's fall apart

I suspect this is what gloating feels like :lol:

BREAKING NEWS: South Wales Police have asked for witness’s to come forward regarding a brutal crime against 15 English men on a recent visit to Cardiff who were robbed of a Grand Slam they had come to collect and also had their chariot badly vandalised during the visit to the Welsh capital? ... Apparently this heinous crime was carried out by a gang of 15 Welsh guys dressed in bright red shirts in broad daylight in front of 75,439 people who gathered around the gang attack and just stood there cheering, clapping and singing hymns and arias as if they were encouraging the gang. A police spokesmen for the South Wales force said this “This sort of attack is just sickening……..One of the victims was a young lad called Owen Farrell who was on his first trip to Wales and has been traumatised by the whole shocking experience and to make matters even worse his father was forced to watch the entire crime from start to finish and could not lift a finger to protect his son from the sickening and relentless battering meted out by the conspicuously dressed red shirted gang”. The police spokesman continued, “We are following a number of leads and believe this crimson shirted gang may be linked to a similar attack in Twickenham a year ago".... :lol: :lol:

ooo, ooooo, I'll do it, I'll do it ITS TYRES

What I find when listening to the main (English) news is that we hear how well England has done (or not - as the case may be - good or bad) against (insert country) ad-finitum and then eventually followed up by "...and in other news Wales (won or lost) (enter score) ....end of !!!!!! Are we not part of GB ? and shouldn't we be hearing about all 4 Nations triumphs (or defeats) - its extremely biased !!! so to end my rant - i'll just post a little piccie as a reminder

yes - has been surprisingly quiet hasn't it

I wonder why she keeps getting her listings removed

don't worry - we're good at spending other peoples money

if you have children .................. you will know what real packaging is

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2294872/B-Witched-opt-daring-midriff-exposing-rodeo-inspired-outfits-club-performance.html

Mick and Paddy were fishing on the Irish shoreline when Mick pulled out a cigar. Finding he had No matches, he asked Paddy for a light. 'Ya, sure, I tink I haff a lighter,' Paddy replied and then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long. 'My God, man!' exclaimed Mick, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. 'Where'd yew git dat monster?' 'Well,' replied Paddy, 'I got it from my Genie.' 'You haff a fecking Genie?' Mick asked. 'Ya, sure. It's right here in my tackle box,' says Paddy. 'Could I see him?' Paddy opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the Genie. Addressing the Genie, Mick says, 'Hey dere! I'm a good pal of your master. Will you grant me one wish?' 'Yes, I will,' says the Genie. So Mick asks the Genie for a million bucks. The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Mick sitting there waiting for his million bucks. Shortly, the Irish sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks flying directly overhead. Over the roar of the one million ducks Mick yells at Paddy, 'What the hell? I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!' Paddy answers, 'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hard of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10 inch Bic?'

Never in a month of sundays !!!! edited - as in - the only response you'll get off that type is unprintable here

Thats not a wave

It was bright blue skies and sunshine here in Wales today (no surprise considering yesterday's victory) purple looks good though

for now ?