Lady (Health worker): Do you drink ?
Man: Yes.
Lady: How much a day?
Man: Three 6 packs.
Lady: How much per 6 pack?
Man: About £5.00.
Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 15 years.
Lady: So one 6 pack costs £5.00, and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at £450.
In one year, it would be £5,400 correct?
Man: Correct.
Lady: If in 1 year you spend £5,400 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at £81,000 correct?
Man: Correct.
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and,
after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink?
Lady: No.
Man: Where's your f ** king Ferrari?