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ioneabee

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  1. my advice - get someone else to do it its a bitch
  2. too busy looking in mirror admiring reflection and applying lipstick ....................
  3. ioneabee

    Best tyres

    I reckon the search Nazi's should be here first... and the spelling police ha ha apart from being the wrong word completely
  4. There a car / owner joke in there somewhere I'll set 'em up.......
  5. a proper rusty old UK one my car was considerably shorter and lower by the time he finished
  6. I used to have an old Toyota Corolla - worth about £300 it was parked up outside the house A truck (30 tonne tipper type) reversed up to it and parked, driver got out walked past it up to a building site nearby, returned 10-15mins later, walked past the car again.........you know where this is going don't you put it in reverse and drove over the top of my precious...... he knocked on the house door and was very apologetic.................but he did say ------ "it HAD good brakes"
  7. just think ........all those handshakes, then putting your fingers inside other peoples mouths.........#shudders
  8. too much of your own nitrous oxide (laughing gas) methinks
  9. Go for it ........................and don't forget those lot aren't invited
  10. I'm speshial then - they didn't make many of me
  11. ioneabee

    Droolers

    Had 2 builders drooling over the car today as I walked back to it - heard one of them say "look its the GT Edition" - "The Gran Turismo Editions are the best" I didn't bother correcting them just took off in a blaze of thunder with the Berks shouting their loudest
  12. WARNING!!!! iPhones are NOT waterproof!!! They are, however, bulletproof. Go on, try it, go on, I dare you!
  13. so - couple of sandwhiches and a pie, some orange squash and you'll get quite a bit more out her I reckon - once the hyper mode kicks in she'll go and go until lights out and maybe not even then
  14. or no words..................and just big ti.........I mean pictures
  15. I bet those snow bikes wanted to stay well clear of his "jet stream"
  16. we know you just like to look at the pictures
  17. in the Nismo ? if you'd have gone down the M5 - you would have passed me - I was out and about on Saturday (as far as Warrick Uni anyway)
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