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I brought flowers for Octet - and he gave them to BBK..................says it all really

if I moved my seat that far back I wouldn't even reach the pedals let alone the steering wheel and as the seat "seems" to go lower the further back................even seeing out would become interesting

oh bugger - was really hoping this would stay in the USA - 'cos launching it here is gonna create a lot of rows in my houshold Yeah when you're missus realises you bought the wrong Nismo I showed her the pics last night and she said 2 things 1. meh !!! :scare: and 2. NO

nothing like a good bit of reverse psychology

you give me high hopes for my unnecessary route of going through South Wales tomorrow, other than to drive over a bridge! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk make sure you go through the tunnel at Newport before heading North for no particular reason

not so much a one liner - but appropriate for today An MP dies and is told by St Peter that he must spend one day in hell and one in heaven before choosing where to spend eternity. St Peter takes him down to hell in a lift. The doors open on a green golf course, with an elegant clubhouse and all his friends in evening dress, who rush to welcome him. They dance and make merry with caviar and champagne. St Peter then takes the MP up to heaven, where contented souls flit among the clouds singing and playing harps. So where will he spend eternity? He chooses hell. The lift descends. The doors open on a barren land where his friends, dressed in rags, are stuffing bin bags with piles of stinking rubbish that falls from the sky. “I don’t understand,” stammers the MP. “Yesterday there was a golf course and champagne… and everyone was happy.” The Devil appears and smilingly explains: “Yesterday, we were campaigning… but now, you’ve voted.”

well my run over the south wales mountains this afternoon was............erm, interesting the roads were flooded with lots of standing water and the mist reduced visibility to uncomfortable levels I hope it's not going to be like that further North

oh bugger - was really hoping this would stay in the USA - 'cos launching it here is gonna create a lot of rows in my houshold

in answer to the topic question - he is undoubtedly ................a complete idiot - this is where natural selection should and does kick in

option number 74 also bites the dust

you've got 24hrs to fit them - shouldn't be a problem

:lol: mines very shiny now - won't be after tomorrow though

they laid right into him (some of them anyway) keyboard warriors - the lot of them

you can stream it across to the rest of us

I get to do a run across the mountains tomorrow - all paid for by the office I suspect it will need cleaning again when I get back

had a white TT before this one white shows mud and less dust black shows more dust but less mud you pays your money and takes your choice

and ....................... I'm done just got to wash it tomorrow to get rid of all the polishing dust and let it rain on it overnight.......

I am the highest bidder at the moment... hang on who you calling thick you either want his wheels (which are immaculate) or his spacers (which he has conveniently forgotten to mention) allegedly

not heard of this one before - could be a dodgy led ?

ooooo you are awful............

another vote for UKIP then

pm me the location you want ie part (or full) post code, middle of the town etc etc

the winning bidder (at the moment) has a feedback score of over 15,000 ................tradelink ? (I hope not) (sorry WhackyWill )

a service "Manuel" as well as an Audio "Manuel" no less

hadn't noticed that the spoiler was missing - he's erm "hidden" that well