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I've always enjoyed our "chats" take SMD, no really, take SMD.......... being serious - he still comes to the meets - no brainer really - see you soon

except this is Wales - don't get me wrong, I'm all for it - just think there must be better places

yep - looks like fun

Goats? them, as well as sheep..................but i was thinking more of snow, rain, and lots and lots and lots of mist / low cloud............so its gonna be a great spectator activity. I seem to recall a TV clip of a horse race and the commentator guessing as to where the horses actually were in the mist - 'cos no-one could see a damn thing

only a year and 2 days to go - as you insist on keep reminding me

but I think you should take one of these

Knowing you - you're probably going to take one of these

nah - I cheated - but its just so very true

one thing just look where it is :scare: on top of a bloody mountain for christ's sake................and what do we get a lot of on mountain tops ???

1. What a beautiful day for a run! 2. This is SH!TE. 3. Well, five miles is only two and half miles each way, which is basically two miles each way, so I’m really only running four miles. That’s not too far. 4. It’s starting to feel far. 5. How long have I been running? A year? 6. SIX MINUTES?! 7. I can barely remember what my life was like before I started this run. 8. OK, concentrate. There are still four-plus miles to go. 9. But who counts the first and last mile? This is pretty much an easy three miler. 10. Oh, @*!#! A fellow jogger! 11. Should I wave? 12. I’m totally gonna wave. 13. OOOK, they didn’t wave back. Never doing that again. 14. Just keep running, no one saw. Except that old guy who may or may not be averting his eyes. 15. Man, I think I’m hitting that “second wind” thing my gym coach was talking about. 16. Wait, never mind. I’ve been running down a decline. 17. If I leap to avoid dog @*!#, does that make me a CrossFit athlete? 18. What the heck is CrossFit anyway? 19. Mental reminder: Google CrossFit when I get home. 20. If I ever get home. 21. If I had a heart attack right now, I wonder who would find my body. 22. OMG, I hope I never find a dead body. Joggers always find dead bodies. 23. Bodies. Body. Bod-ay. Runnin’ all day, no one can catch … may. 24. OK, I must be halfway done by now. 25. What?! Only two miles in? 26. Alright, stay focused. What am I going to eat when I get home? 27. I’m running five miles so I should probably eat five slices of pizza. 28. Or I could buy one pizza and ask them to cut it into five slices. 29. I should probably get a side salad too. 30. … 31. **** the salad actually. 32. Man, what are these people doing in front of me? Walking?! 33. Is this a contest to see who’s the worst at walking? Because you are both champions in my heart. 34. Maybe if I pound my feet on the ground they’ll hear me coming and let me pass. 35. Oh, God. They didn’t turn around and now I’m right behind them. They’re going to think they’re getting mugged by the world’s sweatiest criminal. 36. You know what? Now seems like a good time to run in the street. 37. * Jumps off curb * Parkour! 38. Hi hi hi please don’t hit me with your car. 39. Pedestrian pedestrianizing over here, let me cross. 40. Thank you, Mr. Blue Honda. I’m trying to smile at you but it probably looks like I’m having a stroke. 41. Actually, I wonder what I look like right now. 42. * Checks out reflection in shop window * Yeesh. 43. Is that what I look like when I run? What am I, a newborn deer with a drinking problem? 44. Whatever, I must be almost done by now. 45. Heck yes. Three miles down, two to go. It’s all downhill from here. 46. Except for that very real uphill in front of me. God damnit. 47. Wait, is that… Is that… 48. A DOG! 49. Hi dog! You are so cute. You are now my mascot. I will finish this run for you, pup. 50. And — hello — what do we have here? Your human is pretty cute too. 51. Hope you like drunk fawns, Cute Human. 52. Watch my bambi ass prance up this hill. 53. Holy @*!#, prancing is exhausting. I am exhausted. 54. Honestly, I don’t even like running. 55. Why do I even run? 56. Why does anyone even run? 57. Why are we even alive? 58. OK, let’s not go down that road. 59. Focus. Focus on that sweet, delicious ‘za waiting at the finish line, calling your name with its cheesy breath. 60. Wait, less than one mile to go? I am KILLING this run. 61. I AM THE SWIFTEST GOD OF ALL TWO-LEGGED CREATURES. 62. YES, including ostriches. 63. Honestly, I should sign up for a marathon. 64. What is it, like 30 miles? 65. That’s just 15 miles each way, which is practically 10, and 10 is twice five, and I can run five miles EASY. 66. That’s it, I’m doing it. Thirty miles. 67. Thirty-mile marathon…30-mile marathon…30 Rock marathon. 68. On second thought, I’ll probably just binge-watch every episode of 30 Rock. That takes a lot of dedication and I will be winded from laughing so hard. 69. But I could probably do a marathon IF I wanted. 70. OK, almost home. Should I shower first and order pizza or order pizza and shower before it shows up? 71. Yep, definitely ordering first. I earned that @*!#. 72. Oh, no. Oh god no. Another runner. Should I wave? 73. No, be strong! Do not get burned again. 74. OMG, SHE waved first! Hello! Yes! We are both runners! Look at us run! 75. I guess running’s not so bad.

that doesn't appear to work Colin

this thread just HAS to be re-commented every day or so.................just to keep it current

I'd say you've got an immigrant hiding under there and he's going "pssst - stop and let me off.........."

Let Grundy know if you find any of these down there

Just taken "L" plates off ?

has he been wearing his pink wellies again ?

This'll be my first in a VERY long time in the zed (knowing its capabilities) I'm very careful, but to have slipped up in a 997cc Arosa that struggles to reach 50mph........oh, the shame of it

How long from point of capture with a camera van to a letter arriving on the doorstep if they decide to pursue

busted

...............and its LHD

there's no custard with that Will

SMD in real life didn't live up to the hype he's a pussy cat really

shoulda bought the camaro

whats taking so long now Ady