HA HA ... no problem Matt...
Problem is... Macs are VERY intuitive. It's just we have all (again, me included) been taught the PC way.
i.e. you have to do A, B, then C... they repeat B and C, but in the opposite order.... unless XYZ = ABC...
Where as on a Mac, it just works.
It is VERY frustrating when you first use them... but you just have to trust them.