Ricey

8.......k. Do these morons live in the real world!

Yeah the girl I'm meeting said that the people (other travellers) in Sydney are to quote unquote "shallow, selfish bellends"........gotta love the Brits We'll be there until jan then mooching up the east coast, then onto NZ for a month or so. Might drop in on Immy and have a drive in a Zed to slake my thirst for making carbon emissions!

Very cool looking S14!

1700 miles across Europe averaged 33mpg........and that included autobahns!

Absolutely loved that! Great vid.

Lol that's literally the same with me. I'll watch any old game now but I don't feel anywhere near as passionate about football. As for England.......pfft......I lie and tell people I'm Welsh when I go abroad in the hope that it will disassociate me from the image of 'England'. Again the players are just people I'd rather have 10 minutes in a locked room with a claw hammer than those I would idolise

But do you honestly feel anywhere near as passionate about it as you did in the 80's/90's and early naughties? Maybe it's an a Everton fan thing but I'd (and the rest of my ilk) would rather see a blood curdling challenge than a nice piece of skill. We'd rather lose 4 nil passionately than 1 nil tactically and we worship players like Leighton Baines more than we ever will players like Kevin Mirallas.

Yep. If Joey Barton kept his gob shut he'd be a good old fashioned 'shithouse'.......bit like Robbie Savage. Hard players who take on the villain roles. Football needs the bad guys. I watch football to be entertained.......they should be the closest thing I have to a modern day gladiator. They get paid tens and hundreds of thousands of pounds A WEEK......they're bodies should be pushed and punished to the edge and beyond of physical endurance. If my goalie wanted to play on after being knocked out I'd cheer the roof off the ground for him because he's putting himself on the line for me and my club and so he should for the 'danger money' he's being paid. I want to see my team coming off the park bleeding and throwing up they've put so much in. I want to see Duncan Ferguson knock the living **** out of Pascal Chimbonda and strangle the life out of Stefan Freund because he's that wound up. I want to see players riling the crowd up when they take a corner. And the absence of all this is why I barely give a @*!# about the team I've supported for 31 years. Football is dying because the legends don't exist, the players are boring, overpaid, weak minded, weak bodied, plebs who have no endearment to the common man.

I'll stick to being a Neanderthal I think....I know who I'd rather look up to

You joke but the zed is one god awful ugly vert with the top up. Down it looks lovely but up it looks a right bugger in my opinion

Yeah it's a terrible outcome.........I get to spend Xmas on bondi beach with a beautiful young lady. They get to go out of business as they're haemorrhaging losses year in year. Life's a bitch ain't it

Mess all over my boxers

I don't really follow rugby but on the few occasions I've watched it I've seen dislocations reset and players crack on, cruciates partially ruptured and they've played on and players take full scale leatherings from an 18 stone wall of muscle and I've never seen one fag out the way we expect footballers to do. I got smashed in the chops whilst in goal a few weeks back......I mean utterly whacked to the point where I couldn't close my jaw.....I didn't even get offered a wet sponge!!

A foreign footballer who manned up........I dont know about criticise him I reckon we should have him stuffed and mounted! !

Great job!

Appy bufdy Neily

It's what the yanks call an induction kit. It's just a well put together, well priced piece of kit. They all do the same thing.......put a flat spot in your acceleration and make your car sound amazing

Class

Hmmm looks a bit photoshoppy to me

I remember biscuit saying to me that cheap vinyl is the hardest to actually wrap with so you might find its at least honed your skills using the tough stuff. Doesn't look too bad to me but can't really see too clearly on the pics

*awaits the first ****ing snow sock thread*

Literally cannot fall one side or the other on this one. It's somewhere between amazing and diabolically tasteless

Cheers mate. I'll be honest I doubt I'll take it further personally. I neither have the energy not the time before I leave the country. Ultimately I got out and now get to go to Australia to have a great time and meet up with a girl. The other lad however I would hazard a guess will go straight for the jugular so they'll get what's coming to them.

And if you meeeet a friendly horrrrrrse Will you communicate by mo-o-oooo-oooo-res

That was that cat d one with the funky gearbox and it had been using the wrong oil. Remember the guy never changed it either also ran it off 95ron and ragged it on the meets. Was that the guy who did the home made Ken Block style videos at his local Aldi car park?