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One hour?! I dont remember that.....what happened?

How pissing hard is it to cook and eat 6 meals a day though. Ive come to the conclusion that unless you can dedicate 70% of every waking moment to keeping fit/getting bigger your on a losing battle! Doesnt stop me trying like

I agree with suits. I cant believe anyone even has a landline anymore. I had one for my broadband and just gave up using it for about 3 years after receiving 8 messages a day from automated crap.

^good shout! The poor zed doesnt half look sorry for itself these days too. ex missus IIRC Oh ffs I give up trying to post on this sodding phone! You get the picture anyway.....

..... it is! Eating healthy for bulking costs a bleeding fortune.

I never owned a zed and im still here. But after 6000 odd posts and many years of careful consideration I too consider Dan to be a **** Only joking o lover of rubber.........well sort of joking but I like you anyway.

Its the very reason that knob-glassing was invented

Husky did it before he was put down. Fairly easy I think but then he was an electrically savvy dog.

Bloody chucking it down in oz on xmas day so summats going a bit crazy

Very steampunk!

Happy new year!!!

Thing is someone keeps buying them!

Stupid venue but I tell you what at least gyppos bury it in an honourable way. 1 fight, older blokes keep it clean, finished. No knives, guns, sneak attacks. Not saying its big or clever but if it has to be that way then thats how it should be done......except not in a shopping centre!

^^ this re mot. Sticks too far out and is sharp

FTO methinks. Mivec 2ltr one was quite rapid from what I remember. Still on my hit list to own one ok i was thinking mitsi FTO, but this looks diff well better then the only mivec FTO ive ever seen which was a red one owned by a colleague back at evesham technology when it was around! im pondering why he said it was slow, i thought this car had its equivalent of VTEC yo! I think the 1.8 and the 2ltr non-MIVEC were slower than hell.

FTO methinks. Mivec 2ltr one was quite rapid from what I remember. Still on my hit list to own one

Heavily modded car.....preferably used for shows. DO IT Stock and used for pottering round the local township with elbow hanging out of the window. GAAAAAAAAAY

Surprising that really. The V5 normally takes a lot longer than the MOT and tax disc.

I don't understand what colour your car is?! Is it photoshopped sunset or custom? If it's the actual colour in the photos then that's actually an awesome choice of colour for the wheels

Nissan price was 8 grand if I remember rightly so prob best stick to DIY! Deffo cheaper options

my first thought. Guy posts up honest story with no excuses....gets called out on it. So are all supposed to just have a good laugh because nobody was harmed in the making of this amusing story Some are over the top on here though, I am sure they get a sweat on when they do 32 in a 30 I think I just don't understand WHY people post these kind of stories.... 1. To warn others - doubtfull, but if so then fair play 2. To look funny and amuse others - you deserve all the flack and more in my book as you are a complete ***** and should have just told your mates down the pub... Can't think of any other reason... Sent from the golf club... Not saying its right mate. Its just funny how people go straight for the throat when he's not even bragging.

my first thought. Guy posts up honest story with no excuses....gets called out on it.

Damn! I guessed this one wrong. Congrats George. Dole out the knob glassings where required.

Fair do's Sydney has so many zeds on the road. Seen about 10 already and only been here 4 days.

My grandad always said this. Given that you can't easily change the petrol filter it's probably very good practice