Ricey

If you can stand the burning heat from the coals of hell and writhing souls trying to escape back to Earth.

Private tags I think

Looking like it had been battling with a right ruck of snow!

Theres a good chance it'll end up in the west end too with boy George playing dave and the dog from Britains got talent as husky.

Given the number of mentions you got in the song banished to the green room I think we can strike up a deal should it get released and goes platinum

Yours, sadly. This is exactly why we have car insurance though. That's never a write off though, worse comes to the worse you'll just replace the roof itself. Errrm provided it covers for an 'act of god'.......dude you is one highly unlucky individual.

Failed and put my other masterpiece straight in the Green Room like a good boy (which in fairness was where it belonged!).........so I've created another work of art which is far less rude and abusive. Not sure it'll pass muster for meeting the 'quality standard' for an off topic thread but if not I'm not it'll find a home next to its broter in the Green Room! (To be read with the tune of Jingle Bells in your head otherwise it wont make sense!) Dashing through the snow In a Nissan three fifty zed Into ditches we go Screaming all the way Bearings in axles ring Your ears are playing tricks Newbie post ‘what is this noise!?’ We all say ‘PM Z–Man –Alex’ Oh driiiifting, driiiifting, Drifting all the way Oh what fun it is in here Until the atmos turns all gay Driiiifting, driiifting Drifting all the way Were all experts in the art Of applying wax and clay A day or 2 ago, I thought I’d take a ride, And soon I realised, that if I hit the gas She would start to slide, I nearly hit a spin! Couldn’t handle the lack of grip Whos given Spursmadave a whip? He’ll have it wrapped round Doogyrevs tip Oh pop-charging, up-reving, Plenums all the way. Oh what fun this forum is, Entertaining all of the day, Re-mapping, lowering, Nismo is so passé I think I’ve lost my mind in work Now its time to go home and play

Bah don't listen to Alex...........apparently you get one of those free magnetic fuel savers with every d2 Racing product. Buy 2 and you get an battery powered supercharger too

Well it didn't end quite that badly.........managed to bend a steel toe-eye at a right angle though

What an idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There's not way I've ever done that.........honest........I didn't.........stop looking at me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I did it too

Ah well its probably in the right place then

I actually joke that am I a certified 'Fail' at times but this truely is ratification that I sabotage myself!

Does it not show up in 'view new posts' when you stick something in the Green Room? I spent hours and days writing a '350Z Forum Xmas Carol' and like a good boy pre-emptivly slung it in there........but it isn't in the new posts and now no one will ever see or hear of it!!!

I was talking to Martin about this was night......it does rule in fairness.

Welcome dude!

Is there an echo in here?

Long one but it amused me for a few weeks. Background - bought some stuff from ASOS - for some weird reason it took the payment in Danish Korona and charged me £8.80 more due to exchange rate......I'm really not one to kick off so I just asked for a refund. First few emails are - 'Hi - this is the siuation - can I have a refund' 'Hi - yes of course please give me your card details and we'll refund within the next 24 hours' Nothing appeared and so the fun began 1st email to minions "I can't see this refund credited to my account yet. I think its been over 10 working days. Can you just confirm that it has definitely been done please." Reponse - Thanks for your email, It appears that we are unable to refund to the card that you have given us as we are unable to process refunds to that card. If you are able to give us details for a different card, such as the one you placed your order with, we will be able to sort this out for you. I look forward to hearing from you, Confirmed details 2nd email to minions "20 days and counting........not best is it?" Thanks for your email, Could you please confirm the card number, start date, and end date, and I will be able to look into this for you, I believe that my colleague may have incorrectly filled in the details for this. I look forward to hearing from you, 3rd email to minions "25 days.........tick....tick.....tick." 4th email to minions "32 days........I actually think you win a prize when your this incompetent!! This is ace........lets see how long you can ignore me for." 5th email to minions "Seriously guys.........your joking now aren't you? 36 days 9 mildly amusing emails (in my opinion) 1 email to your Product and Trading Director (who is either busy, on holiday or also ignoring me) If I were a more stressful person I think I'd be in the throws a 'Falling Down' moment (good film with Michael Douglas for those who haven't seen it - its about an average Joe who finally snaps after the complete incompetence of the world at large (that's you guys in this example) pushes him over the edge)." Response "I am sorry for the delay ion you receiving a response from us. Yes, please do fax over your card details again to 01442 835850, please include on here your order number. Once we receive this fax we will attempt the refund again. We look forward to hearing from you." 6th email to minion "I've faxed them over now on number below. Look forward to hearing from you." 7th email to minion "Has anyone picked this up and dealt with it?" 8th email after some scratching round on Reuters to ensire directing board of ASOS "Gentlemen, I'd like to bring this to your attention. Firstly please take this as my full authorisation to keep my £8.80. Please invest it in your ongoing training schemes with your staff...........they certainly need it. Alternatively take it down your local and by a pint (assuming you live in London thats all your going to get for £8.80). Ask yourselves this though........was it really your intention to create a company that; - Takes 53 days (and waiting) to address a refund. - Ignores well over 10 emails that quite blatantly are from a particularly disillusioned customer who clearly has a justified complaint (most but not all of the emails I've sent are contained in this email chain). Its simply stunning (to the point where I'm nearly impressed) that you can be this bad.............you would literally have to train people to be this incompetent - human beings are not born this ignorant or useless. Only the plus side though - just so I don't look like I'm whinging for the sake of it - every single part of the rest of your service has been perfect." 2 days later - full refund and 40% off voucher up to any value

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Christ don't take action on my advice when it comes to electricals! Wait for Husky to give you his tuppenceworth......it might be easy........it just strikes me as potentially fiddly and disasterous. Its a bit like repairing a PS3 controllor.....seems like a good idea at the time but we all know its ending up in the bin in a million pieces.

If you get a speeding ticket in this weather you deserve bad luck! Its not all bad......I'm sat in a nice cosy office peering out at the Welsh hills covered in snow......in fact I think I can see Chris and Pete trying to dig their way out

Meh if the cops try and pull you just swerve violently back and too until the snow flies off your roof and blocks their vision.......make your gettaway at a leisurely pace. Simples

Swines! I was perfectly happy with my car! Now you've got me looking at 159's and getting the itch again

Sounds like one for our resident hound to answer....... I would think it'd be quite tricky and at that price I'd be tempted to just hunt round and find one in the right colour rather than splitting open a cheap unit

Repeating the repeated but the 159 floats my goat. I always wanted a 156 but never quite had the bottle in case the engine literally turned to dust one day. If its a company car you get all the joys and none of the hassle

husky's been dogknapped! I WANT ONE !