Ricey

Thankfully as close as I got was chavving up my M reg 1.4 Seat Ibiza........bright blue seat covers all round........the shame Thinking about it my car was go crapply modded I probably wasn't even cool enough to hang with the chavs in the cruising scene.

For anyone who feels that people who 'Cruise' (and not in the George Michael manner) should be rounded up and burnt. This may well be my 'Requiem'.......to be read in the style of the classic 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' by Nirvana Load up on fuel and bring your friends We like to slide, around the bends She's been bored out and slammed right low Oh no ,I fitted a Pe-co {chorus} Saxo,Saxo,Saxo,Saxo slammed low! Saxo,Saxo,Saxo,Saxo slammed low! Saxo,Saxo,Saxo,Saxo slammed low! Saxo,Saxo,Saxo,Saxo slammed low! With our lights out, in a car park My windows tinted , ill-egally dark 200 brake horse, talk out my anus Chav girls are here to, entertain us Install a Peco, riding real low, selling cheap blow, One day I’ll sell snow Yeah!! Looking worse is what I do best In knock off Bur-berry I’m dressed My horsy power has grown much larger Since buy-ing an, ebay supercharger {chorus} Saxo,Saxo,Saxo,Saxo slammed low! Saxo,Saxo,Saxo,Saxo slammed low! Saxo,Saxo,Saxo,Saxo slammed low! Saxo,Saxo,Saxo,Saxo slammed low! Public opinion, is that we’re gay-lords Do all our modding, in Ripspeed Hal-fords Got a vest on, am I bi-curious? Think that I’m in , Fast and Furious Mine has 5 doors, it’s the mother-in-laws, and when I stuff it , Cut free by the jaws (of life) Yeah!! And I forget just why I mod Oh yeah, so I can outrun Plod You scowl at it, but its hard to loath her Could be worse,I could drive a Nova ........fade out to much bouncing around and guitars

To be honest unless you were severely brain damaged last nights chat wasn't making a lot of sense to anyone..........

what about the 'Vik' bit?

Arf arf! http://www.jwz.org/blog/2010/12/we-find ... -us-again/

you were having a fish sandwich, it was sarnie or sardine, both were good but there had to be a winner Don't worry we all think of you as sardine I like the dog, has been the name i use for random stuff for 10 years, never even thought about it until everyone here knew me by it still dont remember to respond if people shout it at a meet You mean your not an actual dog??? ........how very dissapointing. Ricey - Rice......surname.......snore.

Where is Husky by the way......not seen any dogspam for a while. Have we had him wormed yet this year?

Because only the cool cats like us can stand the pressure cooker environment that is the chat room. That and people have to listen to us waffle on in the forum never mind listening to it in real time!

This was dene's old car.....I nearly bought it! he was a pretty active forum member and enthusiast so I cant see him neglecting it......nothing in his posts to suggest a previous problem either. Cal I really feel for you mate.....you must be gutted.

Random but I always thought he missed a trick by not covering 'My Generation' I actually just burst out laugh when I read that!

If the rest of the car is immaculate I'd say go with it........one thing I learnt from buying ours was not to rush into buying any old Zed just because it was local and within price range.....I actually put offers in on some utter dog rough cars before finding ours in Scotland! If you start getting into sketchy history, iffy body work, ripped leather etc then walk away.....but not before spitting on the salesmans shoes.

Actually you must of missed the Green Room'd song because you feature quite heavily in that one too!! You just happen to be in possession of a rather eclectic mix of eccentricity's and therefore provide an untold wealth of material! ......that and the fact I like the picture of you in tights

I'll have to do some research on songs that rhyme with 'fail' as it tends to crop up often in my automotive/DIY endeavours. I've not had a sniff of the PS3 controllers since I forced her to play COD last Xmas.......25 days logged later and I can't get a look in. She's bought Black Ops now so I've got no chance! ........I just have to sit in the corner quietly and write songs

Not getting logged off but my tinterweb connection is stuttering like a Gareth Gates interview

Donated After looking at your photies I think you'd better make sure you use some of the money to get some Brylcream........if you don't get that hair gelled down it'll cause some right wind resistance

Welcome back buddy........now you've got rid of the beemer your allowed friends again!

The bloke who bought your motor is on here.......can't find the linky so not sure how active he is but he came along to say hello.

I've seriously just had an accident...................erotic

I new I'd seen a review on here before! Damned if I could find it though! Cheers Chris. Its definitely lurching into (using whiny plastic scouse accent) 'Maaaaaate come and av a look at me Saxo...its proper bossed out with stick on brushed ally like'. I might buy it and burn it just in case anyone desecrates their Zed with it.

Cheers Mart There's another company that does an identical one and both seem to have good feedback. I only raise it because there's one going for 40 squid second hand that's never been fitted.......might take a punt.....I just hate that fricking Z though!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NISSAN-350Z-350-Z-2003-2004-2005-DASH-TRIM-KIT-/280586664705?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item415444bb01#ht_2642wt_1139 Not sure about the giant Z but.......potential?

Bah!!! This year last year whats the difference............ Carla just mentioned it to me and I blindly stuck 'Scotland snow satellite pics' Here's this years one! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-11901718

http://www.deadlinenews.co.uk/2010/01/07/12810-2450/ Have you lot had a drop of snow or something??? It got quite hairy here earlier in the week when we had an inch.....melted now though

I don't know why buy I've always wanted an Jag XJS 5.3 V12.......if I remember rightly they're supposed to be dog awful I loved the look.

Completing my trilogy of 'bored in work' songs is a ditty that could spell the end of young Riceys tenure in the forum..........I did try and vet it before posting but MartMac left before reading his PM and after 2 hours of writing it I can't wait any longer! I'm sure it'll be read by those concerned as its intended (a joke) and give a couple of laughs in this cheery season of festiveness.........alternatively it'll be immediately consigned to the Green Room and I'll be banned back into the fiery pits of hell! .....just for the sucking up record I think being a Mod is a fairly thankless job and the atmos in this forum is fantastic and is a credit to those who police it............anyway - here is your song! To be read with the tune of 'Firestarter' by Prodigy in your head! I'm a Mod-or-ator, banning instigator. I'm the fear aflictor, o-fensive post dele-tor....yeah! If you mess with the Be-vis, your ban will be grievous Neo's an Admin-is-trator, twisted Admin-is-trator……yeah! He is Martin-Mac , cross him - he'll bust a cap…..yeah! Yeah, Shires the pain you tasted, Mikeys intoxicated My name is E-Ko-Na, in my Germanic car........yeah! Chester will shut your doors, they've cuffed up Huskys paws H5 removed the rights, of Dave cos he wore tights.....yeah! Chris's name is in Red, don't mess with Ebized There is a Lin-con Baggie, kicks off if we talk slaggy........yeah Neo's cracks heads too, tag teams with Scottish Stew We are mod-or-ators, twisted mod-or-ators, We will bust up your taters, feed em to the Admini-strators.....yeah! We are mod-or-ators, twisted mod-or-ators, Your are the trouble-makeors, twisted trouble-makeors .........ors.......osr........ors