Ricey

I'm 28 and I've been involved in 10 accidents (4 at fault and 6 not) - none through anyone driving like a **** - all through not paying enough attention - everyone involved has always been under 40............I'd have to say age quite often has feck all to do with it.

Offshore is alright provided whatever you need can be dealt with via a script and a nice easy generic conversation. Anything outside of the box and you've had your chips.

Just caught the story about Liam and the other 'Dogs of War' in the Sunday Express.........what a legend

The till weighs the goods when you put them in the bag, any discrepancy and it pauses the system and awaits help from the staff. You've misinterperted my point. If you don't scan it, there is no discrepancy with the weight of the items paid for He means if you try and do a Kansas city shuffle and stick it in your bag without scanning it the till will go bonkers at you. I assume that's how you meant scrotes would nick stuff.......sticking a bunch of bananas down your kecks wouldnt be too conspicuous!

blue for deffo mate

HOW MUCH! I thought 'my god thats crap I'll bet its £5.99 ' Thats chavalicious

The thing is Dave your generation at least can remember a time when things worked properly...........we've literally entered adulthood at a time when the world has been steadily devolving for 20 years so people and processes in general are much more convoluted and pointless. Its like being 25-30 year old Everton fan........you can't understand why anyone who's older gets out of their box when we don't qualify for Europe......when you've been brought up on relegation battles a comfortable mid table finish will do nicely. Same theory applies to life these days........if you get back home at the end of the day without being pushed to the point of screaming you should class it as a good day.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my favorite forum Zed! Euthanasia FTW!

Ahhh a kindred spirit. 30 is the new 50 mate........its now grumpy 'not quite young enough to still blame stuff on our age but we're not old yet' Men

Carla tells me our Zed is rather imaginatively called 'Rusty'..........pushed the boat out on that one.

Shire has to declare his OEM parts to the insurers now.......it takes less time.

Looks pretty tidy for the price. Leather on the bolster looks a little duffed up but suppose you've got to expect that.

Have a good one dude!

You cruel bastard! Fancy putting 350z logos on your cat!! You've not tried to install a forum slam panel on the poor sod too have you?

I think it would be useful to have a list of banned members and a short description of their crimes........preferably with links to threads!

Pete - a man with healthy bowel movements

I have to laugh because despite my defense of the auto till me and Carla actually try and find 'Pat' the middle aged mental woman who loves a chat because she's such a laugh. I love watching her insisting on chatting away to anyone who passes her domain regardless of the interest that they show. It actually ruins the whole shopping experience when she's not on.

Cheers Will. This was my last email to the landowner that I think broke him - sent it straight after my reply above Giles - out of courtesy I'm sending this to you. Are you really sure you want to keep this kind of dialogue open? Its adding quite beautifully to my file for court but to be quite honest I'd much rather not have to take it that far. To quote from the response DCS have provided "However, the sign is in a well lit area and is a contractual agreement" however apparently now "the contract is irrelevant" and unless I'm missing something there is no such act as the (Trespassers Act, 1977). I've been very patient and polite throughout all this - even going to the lengths of mentioning that the operatives were courteous and polite to me. All I have asked for is 1 photograph of my car with adequate signage which has not been provided (because it doesn't exist). This kind of correspondence really is just piling the issues on and given that they appear to be investigating a totally different clamping - my patience is beginning to wear a little thin. So - once again I'll extend you the courtesy of another 7 days to deliberate this matter - I've provided photographic evidence and cited case law backing up my claim for a refund (proven case law that has stood up in court). You (Giles/DCS) have provided a vague reference to an act that by all accounts doesn't appear to exist and failed to provide any photographic evidence. The fact that "THEIR IS NO THROUGHFARE" is irrelevant - you charged me a fee to release my car and for that you require a contract that both parties can enter into under no duress and with full clarity of the terms. I never intended for this to be any kind of 'nasty' affair (hence me being so understanding with the DCS operatives on the night in question - they were only doing a job) and I trust that Mr Dawson will be apologising regarding his statements below shortly (acknowledged that this was a genuine misunderstanding on his part). I would gladly of paid the release fee had I known I was illegally parked - however the bare facts are that you simply do not clearly show that it is private land. Kind regards Paul

Because........ - Its quicker - You bag as you scan so you've not got the embarrassment of the next customer scowling at you when you take ages to bag your stuff up - You are spared the sallow faced old cow/overtly happy and chatty old mare/bulldog licking **** off a thistle miserable teenage girl/hormonal teenage boy who really makes you wonder if he's washed his hands/strange middle aged man who really must be a convicted pedophile out on licence or individual with severe mental issues who keeps whacking their own head when ever they scan fruit - who works on the till. - The inevitable hold up while the till operator has to call Jackie her supervisor to go and check how much a Dragon Fruit is. - The inevitable hold up whilst the doley in front of you queries the price on his 47 pence jar of kidney beans that was on offer for 32 pence but doesn't seem to have scanned through 'Jackie to till 13 please, thats Jackie to till 13 customer waiting) - The woman behind you who only wants to buy milk but your too stressed from your own shop to let her in front of your 4000 items. - Bags are freely available so your not scowled at by said above employee when they say 'do you NEED bags????'.......answering yes will be met with a look thats normally reserved for someone who's raped a baby seal. Sure there are draw backs but I can't be bothered going through them..........go with the flow Dave - enjoy the power.

Well its not exactly what I wanted never the less I'm calling it a win!!!!!!!! 75 smackers refunded in cold hard cash by the clamping company today. They said this was in no way an admission of guilt but given that they accused me of being abusive ETC when they'd actually got the wrong person, the refund of £75 would be a gesture of good will. The bloke I was dealing with kept banging on about how he was an 'educated man' and had all these law degrees and what not. Had it not been for the fact I wanted my cash I'd of been quite tempted to query how such an educated man had such a poor grasp of basic English and grammar! I could of pushed it to court and I'm sure I would of won but for the sake of another £75 I really couldn't be arsed with a day off work in a court room with a bunch of washed up scouse ex cons. Bottom line.......I rule

I'd rather de-lice pubic hair for a living than use the tube each day. The bad thing about the tube isn't the sweating reeking human detritus who use it, its the well dressed city type hammering round with his brief case. He's got that glint in his eye that tells you he's one half fat mochafrappachino away from having a 'falling down' moment. Invariably shod in a pin stripe suit with hair that is 20 years out of style. My mates Mrs was telling me that she was on the tube the other Monday morning at 9.30am..........some suit was so stressed (no more than 30 mins into his week) that when the doors opened and everyone surged on he snapped and punched some plucky train goer out before marching off the train and into the unsuspecting world. London.........I'm alright ta.

Spotting cars in Chester is a waste of time! I now work on the basis - if the exhaust is black and corroded then its not a forum member. Greeny can often been seen enjoying his last few weeks of zedhood cruising around. Very fine looking car it is too. Not noticed the silver one before though Pete.

Get this Zed so you can drive round shouting 'The Law!??!? I AM THE LAW!'

Loving the new look - very nomnom

In the words of Kyle Reece who was told the words by John Conner who was told the words by Sarah Conner who was told the words by Kyle Reece (go figure!).......there is no fate but what we make..........drive like a ****........crash like a ****. Fate FTW!