Ricey

Dude I normally don't like those lights at all but on your car they really look good. Really nice looking motor there mate.

Is that yours????? Fook a dook thats nice!!!

Frig a doodle do........thats something I would do if I worked in a tyre garage.......what a mongo.

In fairness its probably a bloke who looks like Ted who's slagging the Zed off.

tis indeed a friendly place

Our company has picked up the annoying 'lets put that in the fridge'...........how about lets not - its not a pint of sodding milk - its a problem and it won't just bugger off because you've stuck it behind the yogurts.

I've actually put quite a bit of thought into this - what about spraying the center cap orange (the circular cap) and the nissan badge red to match your Tommy K badges?

Probably doesn't help not drinking in honesty.........I think thats how most people can put up with it while I slowly die in the corner furiously ranting - the bloke who sits a couple of desks away spends most of his day laughing at my ranting.

I knew I could rely on my faithful hound to notice! I've got not time for films now dawg! Its all power lunches, spreadsheets and liaising with people (effing 'liaising' for God sakes - I mean who the hell liaises....if I have to send anyone off to 'liaise' with someone I'm going to ensure in lieu of the word 'liaise' I'm going use the phrase 'oi softlad.....go and have a chat with that cretin in the other room and tell him to pull his finger out of his arse so we can get this done').

Anyone who's seen my more philosophical posts will know that I've a reasonable amount of contempt for the modern world and specifically the fact that good people get turned into mongtards by becoming middle management..........so I thought I'd go and get promoted into a middle managers job. ...........if you can't beat em..........mong em! And in true mongtard style I have been promoted to the official title 'Team Manage'r..........the first thing that was made clear to me is that I won't be managing a team or have any direct reports into me - the irony of it all actually puts a smile on my face. Anyways I've never bothered to apply before as it doesn't mean a payrise (still on pre-recession wages) and I hate the idea of managing a team day in day out so this is actually the job I've been waiting for, for a very long time - bits of projects, representing the department and general management monging about. Should be good..........expect a gradual but immediate deterioration in the quality of my posts - or if I actually retain my sanity a far more violent and vitriolic reaction when ever the office environment is mentioned! I love a good quote so as I embark on this journey I feel its only fitting that I use one of the great middle managers of our time; People see me, and they see the suit, and they go: "you're not fooling anyone", they know I'm rock and roll through and through. But you know that old thing, live fast, die young? Not my way. Live fast, sure, live too bloody fast sometimes, but die young? Die old. That's the way- not orthodox, I don't live by "the rules" you know. And if there's one other person who's influenced me in that way I think, someone who is a maverick, someone who does that to the system, then, it's Ian Botham. Because Beefy will happily say "that's what I think of your selection policy, yes I've hit the odd copper, yes I've enjoyed the old dooby, but will you **** off and leave me alone, I'm walking to John O'Groats for some spastics."

I've got to say mate that put a smile on my face!!!

In the words of Eddie Hitler 'its good for morale!'

mate..........searchy is your friend but as your new viewtopic.php?f=17&t=23843 There are tonnes off good guides on covering most subjects. It might be worth seeing if anyone is local to you for when you go to look at some Zeds..........and don't be put off travelling further afield that your local area - one of the forum members might be able to take a quick peek first to save you a trip.

(said in colloquial 'scum' accent of your locale)........E arrrr lads lets go and flame this lad for having a nice car......we can all pretend we think its dead chav, then we can go and cruise round in me Nova - its an SR with a Peco badge.......AV IT!!!!!!!!!!

Its not 'only a pet' its part of the family. I had to take 2 of our Degu's in the vets today.............little gits must of cost us over 2k since we got them and they're only glorified rats!

I had my roof down today, and some twongo pulled up along side me at traffic lights and called me a w4nker. Christ, i was minding my own and I get fricking abuse for it. WTF Gave him the birdy and left him standing at the lights. Always quite useful to either have a water pistol filled with urine in the car for these instances. Whilst I'm like driving Ms Daisy most of the time that kind of thing would incite me to leave the chimp in a cloud of rubber.

Buy some stick on crystals and go ghetto on our asses!

Cellotape a lock of hair to his windscreen and stab some scissors through his tyres..........its for the best. Generally anything with 2 seats gets referred to as a hairdressers car or birds car.........usually by fat toss pieces with seriously small todgers and mahusive 4x4's.

Not exactly uncommon thing to buy a car with finance on it though is it -this is from the AA website What to do if Finance is recorded The details of the agreement and the finance company are shown in the AA Car Data Check report. You should contact the finance company and ask if the agreement has been fully repaid. If it has, ask for written confirmation and only consider buying the vehicle once you have it. If it is outstanding, ask the vendor to obtain a settlement figure from the finance company (they will not supply this to you as it is considered to be personal data and is covered by Data Protection). You can confirm this figure with the finance company. You should then pay the outstanding sum directly to the finance company, and pay any balance to the vendor. If the settlement figure is greater than the asking price, both you and the vendor should pay the finance company together. The finance company should automatically contact Experian to remove the data from the vehicle.

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Mongtards but they've still got to be qualified haven't they. Surely worth the risk on a shed. Plus you can deck it out in half price Ripspeed kack while your waiting!

Left them silver.........and just spotted yesterday one that had come loose and was about to join yours down a grid somewhere!

You know what I normally dont like that kind of look at all..........but that really is the cats pajamas!

Thats a fair point I'd have to say.......they're just another thing thats been created to 'make life easier' but they inevitably just create more frustration and put someone out of a job.

Good to see your holding up mate. Keep up the hard work with the fundraising.