Ricey

Looking shiny and therefore worthy of a spotted!

Just reassure me that thats not an exceedingly long out of focus schlong on the left

Its hard to say without all of the facts but if your pushing me for an answer......I'd say you must look like a retard. Knowing you Jim I'm sure it wasn't meant this way but I'd also have a think about revising your thread title - implying that disabled people are 'retards' is probably going to end with a fairly vitriolic response from any members who have a disability!! then will ensue and you will end up youself!

I think the best thing is to just put the item up for raffle with a minimum number of entries required. That way you won't get stung with only 2 people buying tickets! Cheaper the item means cheaper tickets which means more entries and therefore more dollars in your pocket. I might have a think about an audacious mx5 raffle now I've mentioned it!

2 new testicals would cost far more than I'd make from selling the PS3 out from under her nose!

Not a bad idea really - obviously it'd have to be a more pricey ticket but its a reasonable risk for anyone wanting to take a punt and you basically end up getting what you want price wise...........everyones a winner baby! I might raffle off the MX5!!!

you sure your setting the cruise properly..........its a little fiddly until you know how. Knocks, clunks, squeaks and creaks are fairly well discussed but difficult to diagnose to be honest mate - bit of trial and error for changing bits and greasing parts etc. Try a searchy for some possibilities (drop links, banana bar, bushes ETC)

Tarmac did one a while back I think and someone else raffled off a Nismo knob too (Stephen methinks) I was quite enjoying the thrill of having a good chance at winning some goodies? Seemed to work out well for those that were selling and bit of fun for us buying tickets. Decent way to get top dollar for your item and save the hassle of bartering?

Found a moving wave!

We'll be at the Morton I'd try Morton Park if I was you. I've updated Official list thread. Ahhhhh bum! In my defense I'd just got back in house from a 6 hour grueling cleaning session. Bits of me feel like they need to go to hospital now..........including my brain

Just don't put your email on if you do!...........or else expect bazillions of 419 scams.

Firstly.......... is your gym happy with you climbing all over the apparatus? I had to park like that once - mega busy multi-story with 2 spaces half filled by 2 other cars I had to park in the middle as it was the only space.........when I got back my car was on its own looking like a right mong had parked it - someone had actually taken the time to get a piece of paper and a pen to write me a little note saying 'you must be either ignorant or mentally imbalanced to have parked like this'. Can you imagine how frustrating it was for the assailant to have already buggered off so I couldn't explain why I was parked like that and/or screwed the stupid note right back up his/her nose!

Never had any luck personally. I always find it quite unsettling buying/selling something of that value on ebay........not sure why but I always feel like I'm going to be fleeced. Ebay is also the place where you go to get a bargin.......generally paying the 'right' price seems to be passed by.

its also a car with lots of nice long flowing lines......little dent stands out more. Also if you keep it clean the dents show up worse because the light will reflect and show them up. Best bet is to electrify the car with one of those South African anti hijack thingamabobbies.

Woooowhoooooooooooooo - finally got my ass into gear and booked in at the Heaves...........suppose its only a stones throw from Chester but hey ho.....its stimulating the economy if nothing else!

Dave I think you secretly love Black wheels..........

Having just sat through an advert for Kerry Katona:The Next Chapter I am sincerely hoping that any truth in your theory is unfounded............if found to be related to that vacuous piece of human wastage I think I'd actually put my own head into the mower. ........I bet she spent all day yesterday telling everyone how she's practically Irish.

6 degrees of separation Husky.......worth a read http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_degrees_of_separation Maybe my greatgreatgreatgreat Grandmother had a liaison with your Uncle Whippet and we're something like 5th litter cousins or something. Bloke at work regaled us with a great story this morning about a commotion he heard in the street last night - peeking his head out of the window he was confronted by 2 scouser having a fist fight whilst arguing about who was the 'most Irish'..........I weep for the future.

Funny isn't it that the Welsh, Scottish and Irish are almost rabidly proud of where they come from yet us English (aside from those of us with a bulldog tattoo holding a shield with a Union Jack on it/any one in the Army.......well you would if you were putting your life on the line for your country) sort of sheepishly try to latch on to having some sort of heritage to link us to the other 3!!!! It always cracks me up the way every Englishman on Paddys day desperately argues that they're somehow Irish. My mate always does it in the world up after England gets knocked out.......proclaiming that he's practically Italian because his grandads paperboy once ate a pizza or some such lubricious link to Italian ancestory.

Happy birthday dudeo

I used to hate Moyles but I've grown to like him after listening fairly regularly.......better than listening to 10 minutes of adverts out of every 15 minutes on Radio City! Just to make a point - anyone in the northwest will now what I mean (without any googling) ; John Leach can be contacted at the Widnes Car Centre on 0151 420 2000, 420 2000 You can call the Mortgage Point on 708 0 808 For injury claims you can call Paul now on 0151 36 36 36 Marketing at its best that is....literally pound people with numbers until they are seared into your psyche! Good on your Moyles and Dave......2.5 mil is a pretty impressive number

Sweet jesus...........how do they remember to breath in and out. Barry Horne had a PHD in Physics if I remember rightly!

Thats a 'phonesafe' number Pete........I think they reuse the same numbers after one advert expires. 9k gets you a very decent motor these days mate......don't give in an anything you've got doubts about. Maybe worth seeing if a member is local to go and look at one with you.

we shall see bud........we shall see.