Ricey

Husky has a fairly successful method for dealing with this - its called a knob glassing and this dork sounds like he needs one. Time wasters like that do my nips in - especially when you've gone out of your way for them.

****REGISTER WITH QUIDCO BEFORE YOU BUY!!!!!!!!!!**** 6% off debit card payments in store at the moment

Happy birthday Colin

Stoke are a quality outfit if you ask me. Small amounts of class and large amounts of thuggery but in a good old fashioned kind of way (as Everton used to be before we turned into a bunch of talentless fannies with ridiculous hair). Personally I'll be supporting them in the FA cup. I hope West Ham stay up too - they've got too much going for them to be relegated. Blackburn have really gone rubbish in the last few years but I reckon they'll just squeak out of it then rebuild next year. The 3 'W's for me Wigan West Brom Wolves

I think you are ok posting a link to an eBay ad, after all eBay cover it if it goes wrong Could be wrong though, I often am I want the sub but I am resisting.... I would of thought so - just going on the Admin post on this one? viewtopic.php?f=41&t=47278

Congrats on the baby bud. Might be worth a quick pm to a mod to ok this thread....I think someone got a knuckle rapping the other day for posting items for sale on ebaywithout a pic including name and date etc

We had a lady that wasn't always of the gonadless variety if you catch my drift. Apparently 1 day it laid a log so large that the Facilities bloke had to get a pair of garden shears to snip it up............I didn't believe it but its been verified by several parties!

Neil's first day at school

Mart and Lexx.......the interview panel

This cropped upon on facebook when someone was reminiscent about working for this company......presumably I need to be all diplomatic and not name them so lets say they are one of the largest and most irritating aggregator websites in the UK (and THE worst employer in the UK).........the bogs were getting blocked so the Operations Director sent this email out (years and years ago) Yesterday there was a flood which luckily only damaged some ceiling tiles in the downstairs loos and messed up the wall paint. It could potentially have damaged expensive computer equipment and the systems our business relies on. The flood (of clean water from cistern) happened due to a blocked toilet so please follow these simple instructions to avoid it happening again. 1/ From time to time we all need to use a lot of toilet paper. On these occaisions use a little paper then flush, then use some more and flush. This can be repeated as many times as you need. 2/ Do not flush anything apart from toilet paper (a little at a time) or something which has been eaten first. For those considering asking 'how much is a little paper', lets call it 12 sheets. Any further queries, don't hesitate to ask. Jamie

+1 - I always remember strolling down a really posh road a year or 2 back marveling at all the massive houses wondering how the hell I could get one and how the people who currently have them got them........then I remembered that it was probably via a fecking MAHUSIVE mortgage which I'm currently repossessing! The 'never never' is indeed a dangerous place to live

just seen your new location

Please for the love of all that is holy tell my that your not intending to apply the brush to your paintwork? You dirty, evil, paint wreacking dirt weasel!!! Karcher and keep a decent distance from the car - the brush goes in the wheel arch and no where else!

Na I reckon its just a really arty perspective shot of the Yellow Hyundai

Its reminiscent of Arnold schwarzenegger retiring from acting............ Well done Dave - I reckon 4 years earns you a rest!

Wouldn't even polish your sack. Get a Megs and never look back!

Without sounding like a right boring git - watch your right foot if your jumping up 200 odd bph and swapping front to rear drive.......we don't want to be picking you out of a hedge!

It's those droplinks I was talking about the other day.....they stop your car clanking but space the wheels out by 20ml each side.... its all very technical

I wonder if Carla will notice that our Zed is driving approximately 40mm wider on the way home

I stand by my record - 10 accidents and no fatalities!

- cut forward 3 months

so very true! i hate pistonheads with a passion and i only started one thread with a genuine question It wasn't the one about 'lubricant' was it?!?!