Ricey

Good stuff matey. Glad it went off well for you. I reckon the patters on that tie might be an idea for a new wrap for your car!

Quick word of warning though.........if it is the battery and its gone dead for no good reason then the trickle will prob get it up to spec for starting the car but there's a good chance it'll keep failing. It was a common theme on here last winter - people were finding the battery dead, charging up, all was well then.......2 days later stranded somewhere. And before you ask ....... for a battery

HAHAHAHA........you just got owned Davey boy!

Prob the battery mate - you'll need something fairly meaty to jump it off. Its not a total nightmare getting it off but its not that bad. Couple of bits of trim need to come off.

Come on Graham stop divving about being all married and tell us how it went!

Do you mean it wouldn't jump at all or you jumped it, turned it off then it wouldn't fire off its own charge?

I did my mates dads car last week and I tell thee what..........it was foggy and cold enough to have steam coming off my breath all day Looks better today though

Tim if nothing else you've provided 6 pages of quality entertainment Plus you can sleep safe in the knowledge that we all know.......its not your car. It is really though isn't it?

Probably going to be raining on your parade but I reckon in the region of 7-7.5k if its a cat d (even with the milage). Better stripping it down and flogging the bits off........its been said time and time again - although WE all appreciate the mods....Joe public doesn't (especially if CAT D because the first thought in my mind would be - if he's modded it and its CAT D then its been thrashed - which probably isn't the case) You'll prob make more coin selling mods off individually (or keeping them and using on new car) and going back to stock. Good luck with whatever you decide.

I took a peek on google and nothing nasty seems to pop up about them. If they're local then they're within neck wringing distance so I say go for it.

1. Not Tim's 2. Not Keyser's 3. Not Unabashed's 4. Could be ATTAK's old car (if it's changed colour) 5. Not Ken's 6. Not Ian's 7. Could be Ricey/Carla's car (if it changed colour and was parked 300 miles away)

Tim..........it could be Kens.

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p This...........is also not Tims car.

He's moving into my department and becoming my PA . P didn't you say you would drop a turd on your bosses desk if you won the lottery, literally climb on their desk in front of them and do a number 2?! No I'm moving to your department as a specialist troubleshooting executive/paperclip monitor. I actually would use the poo as the cherry on the cake. Initially it would be several weeks of acting weirder and weirder to see how long you could last. In general order; Week 1 - laugh a big belly laugh (hawhawhaw) at really inappropriate moments in important meetings. Week 2 - When in trap one in the bogs make really, really loud pooing noises peppered with comments like 'help me unleash this demon!!!!' and 'sweet jesus its got ears!!!' Week 3 - Use made up management sounding words that people may think are real - I think we need to simoultinflaxitionoiusly initiate that paratainiously when we conclusifax this prepropostion. Week 4 - Cluck like a chicken whenever someone uses the word liaise. Week 5 - Wear more and more extravagant clothes to work (still 'work wear') - a bright green suit with a dog tooth shirt and a feather behind your ear. Week 6 - Dress down day in a pair of running shorts with a salami stashed in them.

Check this bud - make sure you do it right viewtopic.php?f=35&t=43784&hilit=jump+starting

I managed it with a hair dryer which given my reputation for wreaking havoc and destruction I was quite pleased about........sadly it does mean I'm technically more adept with a hair dryer than I am a spanner

Strange lurking car embedded in a hedge in the first one

My last day today too dog. Only moving into the next room though so i too have been saddled with a full days worth of pointless turd. I cant even rim anyones stationary because i'll still be seeing them on Monday.

Quick opinions ....am I way off the mark with this? I thought this was a pretty keen price but I've not heard a squeak......even the nigerian bankers draft dudes haven't bothered

You've never wrote a book called 'bravo two zero' did you?

You really have lived a rather strange and varied life aintchoo mart!

Dude you've left it too long now......your a mentol. DO YOU HAVE SOMEONE WHO LOOKS AFTER YOU? .......CAN WE SPEAK WITH THEM?

Bloody Scots man! You lot simply cannot get enough of the Zed! Looks

Dude reply quickly and explain yourself!! This silence is fast establishing you as a 'mentol'

I can +1 that! It's usually sanitary towels or excrete on the Walls due to the hovering involved. We had a urinal which was blocked. Turns out the guy had been pinching the one eyed snake at work and it solidified in the trap. We work for the banks doing service engineering. We used to do the Scottish court services buildings aswell. Had to wear kevlar beaded gloves when working incase or needles etc. The things found in those toilets was unbelievable. One of the bank call centres had one women who regularly shat up the Walls. They ended up putting a sign in and out sheet that another colleague had to sign to verify that the toilets were left clean. Eventually the culprit was found and disciplined. iPhone typo fixed Yip - I've worked for 3 companies (all office environments) and in all 3 there has been a 'phantom shitter' in the girls toilets whereby the toilets had to be monitored to find out who did it. Girls are grim