Ricey

Park has to be one of the most under rated players in the prem........he's the Brian McClair of a new generation

Nick Frost is in it so its bound to be amazing.

I'm sure Zmanalex answered this for the rear lights and it did require different connectors. Not 100% sure though. Don't think its a massive job but given that they're going to have to have a crappy sticker stuck over them do you really want to bother? For the sake of saving a few quid it'll look a right mess if you ask me (plus I don't think it so much deflects the beam as just blocks it from blinding oncoming traffic - I found the headlights seemed quite dim with the sticker on when we were away).

I think everyone needs to take 10 mins to watch My Name is Earl

I reckon its far more feasible that the yanks shot him dead than actually stopping to think about the information they could extract. I imagine the dialogue went something like this Sgt Hank Kowolski - 'Goddammit! Ooooooosama is dug in there like an Alabama tick' Pvt Duke Pile - 'your gawddamn right Sarge.....this gawddamn menace aint coming out without a fight' Sgt Hank Kowolski - 'We need him for questioning so we've got to be careful here Private' Pvt Duke Pile - ' What about a warning shot sarge?' Sgt Hank Kowolski - 'Good thinking private.......Mary-Sue will be proud of you when you get back to the trailer.........do it!' Single gun shot Pvt Duke Pile - 'Warning shot fired Sarge........right above the left eye'. Sgt Hank Kowolski - '...........your momma has a lot to answer for boy'

Simply unbelievable............hope it gets sorted for you mate. Poor doggy

Dude I can see your obviously fairly genuinely down about this but try and keep it all in perspective........I know its a ball ache.......I know its expensive - but at the end of the day its only rubber and metal. Its easy for me to say but don't let him get you down otherwise what he's doing is getting the desired effect.

I wonder if Chris has heard of the Giving Pledge http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giving_Pledge and specifically its work with the Ricey Benevolent Fund Thats a nice stable of cars and some great work.

Biscuit is your man for wrapping (he's a regular Sir Mixalot) If your a bit of a spod with things like I am and you have no prior experience of spraying things I'd have a good few practices on random bits of plastic before you start destroying the look of your engine. As said I'm a spod too so my only advice is - don't use watercolours

Hi Mat. Nice work

You'll be taking Yakubu off us in the summer too! He's done quite well for you considering his about 42

2-1 United.........Giggs pulls out a 60 yard dribble and taps one in. As an Everton Fan I obviously loath that fat, granny shagging, treacherous, ginger turd Wayne Rooney but I actually like the Mancs to be honest (they don't call us Bitter Blues for nothing!) Giggs is the player I always wished played for Everton

United......they're the only team with the stones for it - and the only team who deserve it.

Or better still use that UV water that they use to mark goods in case they get stolen. Next time it happens and he gets squirted march the feds round his house with a UV light

Excellent - that means petrol might drop 1p in 4 months... Which will offset 1p off the 4p emergency tax rise some twonk will decide to tackle the deficit

Always sad to see another one go. Without sounding flippant (which is always a risk when typing a question instead of saying it).........what exactly did you think was going to happen with fuel prices when you got it 2 months ago? It wasn't really likely to go down was it - same with the value really.....gas guzzlers are only headed one way Either way - bummer you had to get rid. What have you got now?

Thats a quality price. I had my old Merc serviced at Mercedes once - special offer for the bigger of the 2 services £350..........not bad I thought. 10.30 I get a call - ok Mr Rice, we've looked at the car and it needs the spark plugs and air filter changing as well so that will be £600. You also need a new boot on some joint or another and the power steering reservoir is leaking so in total its £950 ] .......errrm. How about feck off - was the response they received. The bloody car was only worth 4k! My own fault for going to Merc though I guess.

Looks I see you've lost the flagpole off the back too

To be honest you never know who your messing with these days too..........one minute your weeing on someones head and the next your pulling a shank out of your gooch. Its a sad state of affairs where you've got to consider moving but your right......one day its going to push you to far and thats how Mondeo-Man (no offence Zugara! I just mean your average Joe) ends up going crazy ape bonkers and getting sent down.

It was made even better by the fact that the fake present was a night at that hotel.........which was fricking awful! It was like the night of the living dead.......no one was under the age of 50 (and even the 50/60 years olds looked like they were pretty distressed at being there) and they had a Cliff Richard impersonator on who was fully decked out in the Red PVC. I swear at one point he had 3 old boys up to act as the Shadows with him and he was interviewing each of them Cliff (obviously in Cliffs Smashy and Nicey voice) 'So my friend whats your name' Bill 'My naaaames Billlll' Cliff 'Thats beautiful Bill really , yeah yeah. So Bill what are you doing here in this beautiful hotel' Bill 'I've come heerrrreee to diiiiieee. Some body Kiiiiilllll meeeee' Shortly before he keeled over his cardboard guitar and spent the next 2 minutes looking like a poster child for Euthanasia.

Are you expecting them not to find that it needs oil and an oil filter then? Thats probably a grand on its own

£1662 in the end........someones had a bargain there So here's how she came into the family..........and now she's off to pastures new http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUwluGxxP6U

82 watchers, £1400 and 15 mins left Come on you feckers BIDBIDBIDBID!

get someone to go back over it, it will hurt like hell but you can get more detail in it and get the colour to be more vibrant. looks a bit unfinished, no offense intended I think someones pulling your leg dawg Try searching 'crap tattoos' in google