Ricey

Take the Sagris out 3 times........make love to it on the last one

Sorry? Only trying to help I think he just means - save cluttering your thread with questions he'll ask you on this one.......

Wait until you fill it up for the first time and see the best part of 100 squid gurgle down your filler.......it makes it a lot clearer why the prices are going through the floor!

Sweet! The Sun's only 30p!

Have we ever had a thread for the crappest modded cars ever? Sort of a Barry Boy tribute thread?

Funny that as most people drop a log in their strides when you suggest using T-Cut

I will not sell anything seperate before the Vortech kit is sold. If the Vortech is gone the rest will become available. This is the most epic poorly read thread ever!

Dude you need to get on the colour coding the plastics bus too! Its where all the cool kids are at Few cans of spray paint and the jobs a guddun

Surely that was some sort of ironic statement!

I think it was these 2 bits that gave it away GLWTS

I get that all the time!...........usually as I'm creating a giant puddle of oil on the close!

Rev the arse off it every morning to wake the dirty, dole, scrounging, Jeremy Kyle watching , turd mongering, wankshafts up

Tim from Envy will sort you out - give him a budget (I'd suggest about 100 squid) and he'll supply you with a 'starter pack' of goodies.

imo silver calipers look horrible, looks like ones crappy cars come with. are you sure you want silver? Plus IMO if you could get away with powder coating it you would be better doing that Eeeek - each to their own but I'm with Dblock on this one - not Silver mate.........they'll blend in too much - silver car, discs, wheels calipers..............go lime green

It keeps surprising me when I open the boot at night! It does look tres cool.

To be honest I called Nissan to give them a chance.......my mind was made up when it took the receptionist 3 attempts to transfer me and then I spoke to a mong who advised me the P3 was the same price with or without the air filter (as we've got a CAI)...........how do you work that mate surely the filter costs money - retard. Bagged the bits up off fleabay so they're just sorting the diff, gearbox oil and brake fluid. Suppose I should get the coolant done too but forgot to mention it and can't be jacked calling them again. How bloody expensive are the plugs!!! I just completed an entire service on a Fiesta for the price of the Zed plugs!

Looks like Bigfoots dick!

Ours is going in on Wednesday - told Nissan to stuff off though (£380!) so she's going to the trusty local independent.

I've got a Taylor Big Baby - cheaper end of things but it does the trick. Epi Les Paul Standard in trans Blue too

Searchy is quite poo to be honest

What about Rage buggy paintball...........with real guns............and werewolves. You could even do it Mad Max 2:The Road Warrior style Your missing a trick here I'm telling you.

I nearly posted this today!!!!!!! Thought it must be a repost though so I didn't bother. The vid is amazing - proper touching.

My thoughts exactly I feel the need to really defend the soldier pissing and moaning about Winehouse being in the news when his mates have died but then I feel immediately hypocrytical because I know I wouldn't even bother to read his story.............and as a human being thats a really sad state of affairs.

Lol......that is exactly what I mean. When I was reading up to by the Mitsi the diesel engine described as 'unrefined'. Its definitely not as smooth as the latest generation but it seems a hardy little bugger.