.......a smudge on a wall somewhere if I have a crack at getting a bike licence.
I have literally zero experience on a bike and I do mean zero.....like literally I'm not even sure how to change gear.
Having thought about getting the cheapest dreg end 4x4 just to 'experience' owning a 4x4 it occurred to me that I would be far more enjoyable to learn something new and exciting as opposed to driving round in a saggy, damp, ready to conk out Chelsea tractor that I don' need.
Carla's moving out soon so I'm going to have some time on my hands. I figure its a pretty dear do to learn but looking at the price of bikes it seems to be as expensive to buy a cheapish bike and learn.
I have a nagging doubt that rather than looking like this
I'll end up looking like this